Rectal Prolapse

snowbull

Ever since I found out about this, I've been afraid to take a crap that requires even a modicum of effort to get out. My life is now a swirling torrent of pain and misery.

For added fun, it comes in different varieties for other orifices, so every hole can join in on the excitement!

Tnophelia

Is that like where you eat lots of fiber, an alkaseltzer and hold everything in?

Anonus

No, it's when your asshole falls out.

Tnophelia

I just spit my ramen all over my keyboard.

First out of laughing and then a WTF moment

snowbull

Sort of, except without the fibre or alkaseltzer. And a thousand times worse.

^^ Or that.

ClockworkUniverse

Including a bit of the intestines, too. It's not a pleasant condition.

DYRE

That sounds like it would kind of really really suck so I hope that never happens to me ever.

Tnophelia

Well if we are on the topic of gross body atrophying shit, what about that one disease that makes your muscles so weak you can rip your arm off, or super leprosy?

snowbull

>mfw there is no reaction image to funnyguts' comment

Tnophelia

Okay.

snowbull

^^My Face When

Pykrete

Funnyguts:  I...that...

WHY

snowbull

I've learned so much form links I really shouldn't have clicked.