Shmuck Bait Threads

Tnophelia · 2011-02-04 22:27:10

DONT FUCKING DO IT

It really pisses me off when guys decide to have sex with me during the bloody time of my menstrual cycle. They pull it out and it's all red, and the guy freaks out and thinks he impaled my intestines and hurt me, or he's going to get sick. Damn you body, you should let me know when everything isn't out of my system yet. >_>
So yeah, Shmuck Bait threads. Curiosity is a horrible thing sometimes.

DYRE · 2011-02-04 22:27:52

inb4snowbull

snowbull · 2011-02-04 22:27:58

Have they never heard of periods?

EDIT: ^fuck

EDIT after looking at the timestamps: FUCK

Tnophelia · 2011-02-04 22:29:17

Some of them are that dumb. High school dropouts or they only think periods are a time when girls are bitchy for no reason.

It pisses me off how parents take their kids out of that class, but don't teach them shit.

ClockworkUniverse · 2011-02-04 22:29:50

Why would the guy think that? You'd think guys would have some basic knowledge of that. I mean, I've never even done it and I know what it means when that happens.

snowbull · 2011-02-04 22:30:31

What's this forums policy on NSFW links?

Anonus · 2011-02-04 22:31:00

Why would they think they impaled your intestines?

Tnophelia · 2011-02-04 22:32:58

Because they are morons.

They always go "did I hurt you? was I too big? was I fucking you too hard? etc."

ClockworkUniverse · 2011-02-04 22:33:26

-facepalms-

-makes note to never do that-

Tnophelia · 2011-02-04 22:42:00

If we can hold a baby in there and not die, I think we can handle your mediocre penis. KTHNXBAI.

ClockworkUniverse · 2011-02-04 22:43:47

^^I would sig-quote you if this forum had sigs.

snowbull · 2011-02-04 22:44:02

Apparently you can have vaginal prolapse before/during/after giving birth.

Tnophelia · 2011-02-04 22:44:42

O_O

God damn it snowbull. God damn you all to hell. Now I am hugging my crotch out of pure unadulterated fear.

ClockworkUniverse · 2011-02-04 22:45:15

That can happen? I don't think the vagina works quite like the anus does.

snowbull · 2011-02-04 22:45:39

Not quite, but babies are fucking huge.

Apparently I may have spoken too soon. I'm mostly getting people with prolapsed bladders/vaginas asking if they can give birth.

DYRE · 2011-02-04 22:45:41

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vaginal_prolapse

Anonus · 2011-02-04 22:46:06

I remember abstinence-only sex ed. It was in elementary school and a bit subtle.

ClockworkUniverse · 2011-02-04 22:47:18

You know, I was going to eat...

I can wait, I guess.

DYRE · 2011-02-04 22:48:03

Childbirth can cause your rectum to burst into your vagina.

snowbull · 2011-02-04 22:53:30

Sounds fun. Have I stated how much I love not having a uterus today?

glennmagusharvey · 2011-02-04 22:55:14

So I managed to avoid clicking the "Rectal prolapse" thread, but I clicked the "Schmuck Bait Threads" thread.

> It really bugs me when

I noticed there's no period here.

> Not quite, but babies are fucking huge.

For some reason, this statement is both true and very funny.

> Apparently I may have
spoken too soon. I'm mostly getting people with prolapsed
bladders/vaginas asking if they can give birth.

...what the heck is your day job, snowbull?

Vorpy · 2011-02-05 02:33:45

This should go into Wonderful posts.

glennmagusharvey · 2011-02-05 17:54:47

Category changed.

occono · 2011-02-05 20:42:31

Wait, what?

I don't understand this topic.

Anonus · 2011-02-05 20:51:13

This thread is about fucking. Or something.

Tnophelia · 2011-02-05 22:59:46

It's about curiosity.

ClockworkUniverse · 2011-02-05 23:00:42

You know, "schmuck" means "penis." So would "schmuck bait" be...

Tnophelia · 2011-02-05 23:01:21

HAHAHAHAHAHA

That cheered me up

Anonus · 2011-02-05 23:02:41

A promise to offer sex to the first person to reply?

ClockworkUniverse · 2011-02-05 23:03:01

So DYRE then?

Anonus · 2011-02-05 23:04:42

~~But Tnophelia's not eight~~ :P

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