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IanExMachinaIanExMachina
edited 2011-06-07 19:58:59 in Wonderful posts
I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
Apparently, a rat and a plastic tube does not constitute a DIY abortion kit.

Comments

  • HatterHatter
    Glaives are better.

    You didn't include all of it. The standard DIY abortion kit consists of a plastic tube, a starved rat and a sewing needle and thread.

    Frankly, you deserve your ban.

  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    Eh, after postage the rat is starved. 
    Although I was skimping on needles and thread, I'm not made of money
  • HatterHatter
    Glaives are better.

    Didn't you at least try to include a bottle of scotch and a large stick to bite down on? 

    You're providing a service, bro. You're giving DIY abortion kits, not a Sexual Deviant Starter kit.

  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    edited 2011-06-07 20:08:58
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    ^ I sell both, same contents.

    Also you don't drink the scotch, you hit her round the head for the anaesthetic.
  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    I don't get it.
  • NyktosNyktos
    a little muffled
    You probably don't want to.
  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    OK.
  • HatterHatter
    Glaives are better.

    How's the woman supposed to abort her child when she's unconscious? That's what the scotch and the stick is for. 

    Speaking of which, how many shotgun shells should I put in my DIY Pet Euthanasia Kit? I figure they're only gonna need one shell, but I don't want to look cheap.

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