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The Human Centipede 2
2011-06-07 17:45:29
edited 2011-06-07 17:45:29 in Media
Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
I'm sure that all of you have either seen or know the premise of the abomination that was The Human Centipede. Of course, since it grew so famous and presumably made money, that meant a sequel. Apparently, it's so bad that it's already banned in the UK. But I mean, come on, it's just a movie, it can't be that bad, right?
(premise spoilered for sanity)
[The Human Centipede II (Full Sequence) tells the story of a man who becomes sexually obsessed with a DVD recording of the first film in the series, The Human Centipede, masturbating to the first film, using sandpaper to pleasure himself. He decides to create a "human centipede" of his own, which he uses to his own sexual delight, taking sexual pleasure in watching victims of the centipede defecate in each other's mouths and raping the woman at the end of the centipede.]
So, it's basically like the first one, but-
LOOK AT THAT SUMMARY
GODDAMN LOOK AT IT
It's like they had to one-up the original, so they did it in the worst way possible.
I only have one thing to say to this.
(premise spoilered for sanity)
[The Human Centipede II (Full Sequence) tells the story of a man who becomes sexually obsessed with a DVD recording of the first film in the series, The Human Centipede, masturbating to the first film, using sandpaper to pleasure himself. He decides to create a "human centipede" of his own, which he uses to his own sexual delight, taking sexual pleasure in watching victims of the centipede defecate in each other's mouths and raping the woman at the end of the centipede.]
So, it's basically like the first one, but-
LOOK AT THAT SUMMARY
GODDAMN LOOK AT IT
It's like they had to one-up the original, so they did it in the worst way possible.
I only have one thing to say to this.
Comments
There was a good way to do that?
ProbablyDefinitely not. BUT STILLSANDPAPER
WHY SANDPAPER
One hundred children.
This is just stupid. At least Saw and Final Destination TRIED to make a stupid plot to excuse their gorn.
I'm so jaded the premise barely affected me.
By not doing it.
[It also makes sense in context.]
Where, it was kind of like Frankenstein, except with less scat fetish.
I want to know who is insane enough to take an acting position in this. I mean....why would anyone want to act in this movie?!
WHERE ARE ALL THESE INSANE MOVIES GETTING THEIR ACTORS
I would buy that.
From people who think they are cool and want to be in them, or want money? Hell I wouldn't know ANYONE who would want to apply for an acting position in "The Item", but they had plenty of cast for it.
All I remember from that movie was a talking dick with spikes, hypnotizing a girl into killing herself and a group of trannies getting murdered by criminals.