This is too fast

ClockworkUniverse · 2011-02-04 22:34:50

The world would be much more pleasant without shit.

snowbull · 2011-02-04 22:35:39

"makes you sick and can kill you"

I reuterate: wut

ClockworkUniverse · 2011-02-04 22:36:22

Well, it's not uncommon to have heart attacks while attempting to take a shit.

DYRE · 2011-02-04 22:36:40

INUH hasn't been the butt monkey for a long time.

Tnophelia · 2011-02-04 22:37:22

If you get fecal matter in your bloodstream it poisons you.

If you get it in your vagina it makes it smell bad and causes infections and cysts.

If you get it in the tip of your penis it causes swelling and pus to come out.

If you get it in your mouth it gets swollen and blistery.

EDIT: I DO NOT KNOW THIS FROM MY OWN PERSONAL EXPERIENCE BUT PEOPLE IRL HAVE TOLD ME THIS

snowbull · 2011-02-04 22:37:29

^I really wouldn't know.

^^Man, things change so fast.

^^^Aren't you supposed to do that, like, every day?

ClockworkUniverse · 2011-02-04 22:38:01

I've graduated from Butt Monkey to Harem Seeker.

snowbull · 2011-02-04 22:39:48

^^So, basically the same thing?

ClockworkUniverse · 2011-02-04 22:40:10

Nah. Successful Harem Seeker.

DYRE · 2011-02-04 22:41:16

I wish you weren't banned so you could keep posting in KHSWO, snowbull... :c

snowbull · 2011-02-04 22:41:51

Cibo wasn't even really that interesting, though.

DYRE · 2011-02-04 22:42:23

I liked Cibo, actually.

Anonus · 2011-02-04 22:42:33

And that fucker tried to get me pregnant!

snowbull · 2011-02-04 22:42:52

But she was so out of character it wasn't even funny. It was just ridiculous.

ClockworkUniverse · 2011-02-04 22:43:10

I liked Cibo.

DYRE · 2011-02-04 22:43:25

Well, yeah. I know that.

It's not like anyone else was actually in-character though...

Tnophelia · 2011-02-04 22:43:38

How many people other than me and DYRE miss Cibo?

ClockworkUniverse · 2011-02-04 22:44:27

I already said I did.

snowbull · 2011-02-04 22:44:32

Me.

glennmagusharvey · 2011-02-04 22:47:30

I guess a shitpost forum is asking for shitposts.

snowbull · 2011-02-04 22:48:05

Hey, we are having a thoughtful discussion here.

:V

glennmagusharvey · 2011-02-04 22:48:49

Cripes, I missed the second page again.

Vorpy · 2011-02-05 02:36:30

I liked Cibo. Didn't know she was a girl.

ClockworkUniverse · 2011-02-05 02:36:58

She spent some time as a guy at one point, IIRC.

Vorpy · 2011-02-05 02:37:18

I don't visit that thread anymore.

ClockworkUniverse · 2011-02-05 02:38:12

I've been slowing down a lot. Been busy with classes.

DYRE · 2011-02-05 02:41:41

I've been posting in that thread every day because I have nothing else to do.

ClockworkUniverse · 2011-02-05 02:43:49

I've had classes, I've been posting here for the last few days and I just started playing Minecraft.

Vorpy · 2011-02-05 03:12:21

Minecraft for me as well.

Gelzo · 2011-02-05 05:08:04

Yes, this sure is a change of pace.

(LOL)

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