Midnight Velvet

Bob

There's just something about her that irks me. All she ever does is shitpost, even in topics that are supposed to be serious, she never even tries to be pleasant or restrain herself from insulting other posters, and she's nowhere near as funny as she thinks she is. I'm pretty sure the only reason she hasn't been banned yet is because one or two tropers like her, meaning everyone else that hates her goes pretty much unheard. She's like a less convincing Tongpu. I'm seriously baffled that such a wannabe-troll could go so long on TVT without being banned by now.

Myrmidon

I know. I fucking hate that bitch.

vacasama

Is that the one with the weird fetishes?

GLORIOUSLeader

Yeah, she seems to be, like, the opposite of you, Bob. 

The exact opposite. 

Bob

sama: Yep. The worst part is, she bashes other people's fetishes, yet thinks it's cool to fantasize about murdering and subsequently fucking people. I mean, I like guro too, but I don't get off to it like that sick bitch does. And the fact that she talks so proudly about it... Ugh. Disgusting.

Bob: I know. We've had a few fights in the past because of it, and I just got so fed up with it all. I seriously fucking hate her.

vacasama

Yeah, I figure she's been watching certain kinds of porn a little too much.

Gelzo

Bob

sama: That's another thing, it's as if she goes around bragging to everyone about what a porn addict she is. Maybe that's a little hypocritical coming from me, but I just watch it for the snark bait. She's just disgusting.

Okay, maybe that's a bit rude. Still, it's as if she's just trying to gross people out. Again, I'm pretty sure she's a troll.

Someone should report her. I would, but I don't feel like making an account over on TVT.

TsumugiKotobuki

I thought MV was your twin sister, Bob?

If so, then the apple doesn't fall far from the other apple. ^_^

Bob

What are you implying, Mugi? Besides, I never said that.

MillerCross

Oh, is she the one who had sex with me for two hours?

I don't see what's bugging about her. Although she's quite the bugger, if you catch my drift.

TsumugiKotobuki

>I think you're mistaking me for my stupid twin sister Midnight

Bob

^^Juan: She's a self-centered, rude, whiny, insolent, irreverent attention whore with no regards for basic civility or decency.

And that just proves my point.

^Someone must have typed that when I was away. I certainly don't remember saying that.

vacasama

You got a twin? Or is MV an arch enemy?

Bob

Arch enemy! She is not my twin! I'm not associated with her in any way, shape or form.

TsumugiKotobuki

http://itjustbugsme.com/forums/discussion/3425/people-mistaking-me-for-a-lesbian/p2

Bob

...What is that? I don't remember making that thread at all! I'm being framed!

I just bet it's that dreadful bitch Midnight Velvet...

vacasama

Yeah, MV must have some insidious plot to fuck with you.  Makes sense to me!

GLORIOUSLeader

I didn't post that, I swear!

It was my sister!

vacasama

So your sister is this MV?

TsumugiKotobuki

So it wasn't you that utterly humiliated and disgraced me, Bob? :<

Bob

Can any of you read? Jesus Fucking Christ, I just posted the answer to that. Now you guys are just trying to irritate me.

I bet you assholes are in on the joke with MV, aren't you? >:[

^I don't even know who you are.

TsumugiKotobuki

Then that means...

Bob, get out of here! Nice Pete is going to kill you!

Can you believe I'm actually trying to create a storyline out of this?

Bob

Nice Pete? What, is that another one of MV's stupid sockpuppets? How the hell can a sockpuppet kill me?

vacasama

With it's hand?

Helvetica

Bob

...

Okay, which one of you are MV? I know she's here.

PeterHCropes

I'm Andy Larson and I'm in high school.

vacasama

I am MV!

TsumugiKotobuki

Pete, I'm calling the whole thing off. Get out of here and I'll pay you triple.

Forzare

-stands up-

I am Spartacus Midnight Velvet.