I opened the credit card statement and then looked at my girlfriend and then again at the huge debt.

IanExMachina · 2011-06-05 18:10:09

Money spent frivolously on dresses, shoes and handbags.

She mustn't find out.

Alkthash · 2011-06-05 18:59:59

Yes, her continued status as your sugar momma depends on her prolonged ignorance of your shopping habits.

GLORIOUSLeader · 2011-06-05 19:03:37

Hey, is that really any way to treat your mother?

IanExMachina · 2011-06-05 19:10:02

^^ Exactly. As long as she still goes away on weekends 'It's all good.'

┻━┻ ︵ヽ(`Д´）╯︵ ┻━┻ · 2011-06-05 19:11:18

I lol'd

Ponicalica · 2011-06-05 19:40:24

It would be much cooler if the huge debt were diamonds.

IanExMachina · 2011-06-05 19:41:06

^ But it would make less sense in a humourous way.

GLORIOUSLeader · 2011-06-05 19:48:54

YOUR HUGE DEBT IS NOW DIAMONDS

IanExMachina · 2011-06-05 19:51:19

I opened the credit card statement and then looked at my girlfriend and then again at the DIAMONDS.

Money spent frivolously on DIAMONDS

She mustn't find MY DIAMONDS.

Ponicalica · 2011-06-05 19:53:38

Oh no, my girlfriend is DIAMONDS now!

Wicked223 · 2011-06-05 20:11:40

IanExMachina · 2011-06-05 20:12:27

I opened the credit card statement and then looked at my KANYE WEST and then again at the DIAMONDS.

Money spent frivolously on DIAMONDS

She mustn't find MY DIAMONDS.

GLORIOUSLeader · 2011-06-05 20:16:53

Yo Wicked, Ima happy for ya, and Ima let ya finish, but DIAMONDS had one of the best DIAMONDS of all DIAMONDS!

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