Teenage Babysitters

Vivi · 2011-06-05 16:06:03

UGH. It's like my life is a sitcom when I'm not home.

Bob · 2011-06-05 16:07:49

I used to babysit for my neighbor, and I was pretty good at it. That's saying a lot, considering my short attention span and the fact that I hated her kids with a passion.

Vivi · 2011-06-05 16:12:18

Something odd always happens when I come home. Not always bad. Just odd.

Bob · 2011-06-05 16:12:58

Like what?

vacasama · 2011-06-05 16:15:02

I assume you put up with the kids because it paid well?

Bob · 2011-06-05 16:18:39

Nope. I put up with it because

1) She had the biggest TV I had ever seen

2) She always kept smoked gouda and genoa salami in her fridge

3) Her couch is insanely comfortable, and

4) She lives right next to both the pizza place and the ice cream place.

Myrmidon · 2011-06-05 16:23:19

Pictured:Bob

Bob · 2011-06-05 16:24:11

~~Myrmidon, you asshole!~~

~~My tits are nowhere near being that pointy!~~

GLORIOUSLeader · 2011-06-05 16:24:14

Great, now I think that's what Bob looks like.

Myrmidon · 2011-06-05 16:26:14

Nah, I'm kidding. I have one of Bob's real photos right here.

Bob · 2011-06-05 16:26:16

^^

vacasama · 2011-06-05 16:27:32

I guess you're okay with it because it's not the real deal.

Bob · 2011-06-05 16:38:50

Yes. That, and I've always wanted to be evil and loud and mean and red-headed.

Central Avenue · 2011-06-05 16:46:00

And voiced by Grey DeLisle?

vacasama · 2011-06-05 16:48:23

I guess having longer legs is a plus too.

DonZabu · 2011-06-05 16:49:18

This is Bob:

GLORIOUSLeader · 2011-06-05 16:50:13

^^^^^

Bob · 2011-06-05 16:53:28

~~How the fuck did you find my video Don~~

DonZabu · 2011-06-05 16:54:49

Well, if I'm gonna break into your house while you're not around, I might as well take some souvenirs from your video collection.

vacasama · 2011-06-05 16:55:07

@ Don

I am obligated to follow that with a cheap joke.

"So does Bob on drugs look like?"

DonZabu · 2011-06-05 16:57:22

@vacasama: I'd respond to that with another cheap joke:

Bob · 2011-06-05 17:05:05

So I'm a sexy drug-addicted vampire egg teenage babysitter now?

Sweet.

DonZabu · 2011-06-05 17:06:39

Not before we include this:

Bob · 2011-06-05 18:15:14

In my defense, I've never done anything in front of my son. What he doesn't know won't hurt him...

vacasama · 2011-06-05 18:18:45

So Billie Jean is right about him being your son?

MillerCross · 2011-06-05 18:22:35

Wait, if Bob is MJ...does this mean I had sex with MJ?

...

Well, I guess I can sort-of brag about this.

GLORIOUSLeader · 2011-06-05 18:23:09

Billie Jean is not my mother...

She's just a girl who claims that I am the one...

And her kid is not my son...

Bob · 2011-06-05 18:23:48

^^^Hell no. And that bitch ain't my lover.

^^E-hee! OOOH! Chamon!

MauryPovich · 2011-06-05 18:26:56

In the case of "the kid", Bob...

You are the father!

Bob · 2011-06-05 18:28:39

Fuck off, Maury.

DonZabu · 2011-06-05 18:28:44

This is Bob:

Howdy, Stranger!

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