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Health Representatives have warned all countries to avoid eating tomatoes, lettuces and cucumbers.

IanExMachinaIanExMachina
edited 2011-06-04 16:13:34 in Wonderful posts
I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
Americans are claiming to have been preparing for this for years.

(lol stereotypes)

Comments

  • SotiCotoSotiCoto
    RE-ANIMATOR
    ... Wherefore would they do that (even if they're not and this is a joke) .. ?

  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    Ecoli (a new mutation/strain) outbreaks in europe, possibly linked to vegetables, Russia have banned all vegetable imports.
  • SotiCotoSotiCoto
    RE-ANIMATOR
    Bah. Fuck it. Bring it on! I'll eat ALL the e-coli and make it fight to the death with the ones already in my digestive system!
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    edited 2011-06-04 16:39:14
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    Have fun pissing and shitting blood, also kidney failure if severe.
    "Haemolytic uraemic syndrome - an unusual complication of some types of E. coli as well as other infections - has been seen in hundreds of current cases.

    This can be mild, however, in some cases it can lead to epileptic fits, permanent kidney failure and even death."

  • nohaynicklibrenohaynicklibre
    Kichigai birthday!!
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    ^ Haha, yeah lsummed up almost perfectly.
  • snowbullsnowbull
    Cue-bey
    Ha! I got food poisoning from a Tomato days ago. I'm ahead of the curve!
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    ^ Have you been haemorrhaging blood through your orifices? 
  • SotiCotoSotiCoto
    RE-ANIMATOR
    Bah. I've been shitting blood for years. The trendy new e-coli won't know what hit it.
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    A chance at acquiring beneficial, if slightly darker and edgier mutations?
  • SotiCotoSotiCoto
    RE-ANIMATOR
    Nah. It'll just get beaten up by the e-coli already in there.  I don't make emo-coli.

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