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THe Im Too fucjing tired Thread

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  • TnopheliaTnophelia
    Should I make a "Tnophelia's underwear preferences and masturbation habits" thread?

    Also, I prefer thong underwear because since I sit down a lot I tend to sweat or mush them up and I don't like that weird folding lines on them from prolonged periods of sitting, and that doesn't occur with a slutty piece of string.

    Also Fanservice.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    I don't like having things shoved up my ass, so I fail to understand the appeal of thongs.

    Then again, apparently some people do...
  • AnonusAnonus
    Well you're a guy, I imagine wearing a thong would be painful!
  • TnopheliaTnophelia
    The thongs aren't shoved up your ass. They don't work like that unless you have a volumptuous one. Most of the time you will ruin them that way and make them tainted. They are simply just supposed to line it, as apposed to other girls and some roleplaying transsexuals who "hang them high" and make the mistake of pulling them up high enough to be visible above the hips, which tends to ruin them, stretch the straps and generally mimic the same fashion as people who "tilt their hats to the side". Pulling the thong too deeply in makes it so if you do fart, the fart is sealed against your butt area and creates a dirty mess that taints it over time, making that little lace underwear strap an ugly tan color, and it doesn't smell to well too. Also, it's a rumor, and I am not sure if it's true, but dirtying them up like that usually leads to fecal matter migrating down to your vaginal area causing blisters or infections, although I haven't seen any proof of this claim myself.
  • TnopheliaTnophelia
    Also, welcome to Thongology 101.
  • AnonusAnonus
    You should have left the title as-is.
  • TnopheliaTnophelia
    Title Reverted.

    -Solstace
  • AnonusAnonus
    And the OP.
  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue
    I'm totally gonna say "fucjing" from now on. Only not really.
  • AnonusAnonus
    So this makes sense, after the colon is the original OP:






    But I can't sleep. god this pisses me off.

    I miss you Kehlynn...istillloveyou

    Are you stired today? I haven't slept because sleep.

  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue
    ...Did you memorize that, typos and all?
  • TnopheliaTnophelia
    Boycuts are fine too. Although I wear them primarily when family is around, or it's cold (but not cold enough to force me to not walk around in my house in my underwear). Plus they feel good under sweats as opposed to a fluffy skirt. Heh, I guess I just enjoy underwear in general. The fact that you rarely see them is what appeals to me, the fact that it's like a secret part of your personality that nobody will ever see unless they take the time to get closer to you, or find a clever way to peek at them.
  • TnopheliaTnophelia
    edited 2011-02-04 00:49:44
    Wait, I wrote that about Kehlynn? Oh shit. You guys weren't supposed to know about it.
  • AnonusAnonus
    ^^^No, I saved the thread because I momentarily thought it got zapped (Our new IJBM, it's all grown up).
  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue
    edited 2011-02-04 00:54:54
    GMH and Longfellow don't strike me as the thread-zapping type, TBH.

    Not without giving a warning beforehand or acknowledging/explaining the deletion afterwards, at least.
  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue
    edited 2011-02-04 00:56:37
    ^ Don't we all.

    [thatwascreepyiapologize]
  • TnopheliaTnophelia
    edited 2011-02-04 00:58:02
    @Central Avenue Don't feel bad Central Avenue. I am your wing-girl. If you cannot outcreepy me, then people cannot accuse you of being creepy. ^^
  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue
    I'm not a very good judge of when I'm being creepy, really.
  • AnonusAnonus
    For some reason I thought of Underoos.

    great now I'm creeped out too
  • TnopheliaTnophelia
    Well, you aren't giving a long statement on the proper use of Thong underwear or talking about why you want to give birth to a demon, so I think you are okay.
  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue
    ^^ YOU SHOTACON
  • TnopheliaTnophelia
    edited 2011-02-04 01:05:49
    ^ Awww thank you!

    So one of my mom's friends was going to pour herself a cup of Black Velvet Whisky, and get herself a bowl of ramen. And then she had the awesome idea of asking me "I should put this whisky in my Ramen so I don't need to switch between them." Should I approve of this idea or veto it?
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    Of course, "cute" varies from person to person.

    That said, I think I heard once that people tend to wear more tight-fitting clothing when they feel more horny sexually inclined.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    ^^ I thought ramen had to be prepared using hot water.
  • AnonusAnonus
    ...So is this Fetishes now or something?
  • GelzoGelzo
    Pony Sleuth
    It's not my fetish.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    Is ramen anyone's fetish?

    Also, inb4 brushing teeth with Jack
  • AnonusAnonus
    "Also, inb4 brushing teeth with Jack"

    Uh...
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    I misphrased that, didn't I?

    inb4 brushing teeth with a bottle of Jack
  • TnopheliaTnophelia
    edited 2011-02-04 01:20:36
    God damn it

    EDIT: It's nothing close to fetishes. It's just me blabbering about anecdotes based on underwear, not how underwear turn me on and how I like certain types of underwear because of the sex appeal.

    EDIT2: Well I am not basing my sexuality around what kind of underwear I like and posting links to Danbooru about everything I find.
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