I don't want to do anything

Bob · 2011-06-01 02:30:43

I don't want to go anywhere or see anyone or answer my phone or check my facebook, I just want to sit at home and drink tea and watch TV all day, for several days. I want to shut myself off from the outside world and just relax and not have to think about anything or anyone. I want to sleep in the middle of the day and stay up watching shitty movies all night. I can't think of anything I want to do more, and yet, for some reason, this bothers me.

Tnu1138 · 2011-06-01 02:31:54

This is perfectly normal do not worry.

DYRE · 2011-06-01 02:32:49

I, too, want to do nothing all day for the rest of summer basically. But... actually, the part of this that bothers me is the fact that it doesn't bother me... >.>

Bob · 2011-06-01 02:34:58

^^Not for me it's not. That's what bothers me. Usually all I want to do is be surrounded by friends and go everywhere with them, but all of a sudden, the exact opposite is the case.

^The funny part is, part of what bothers me is that I feel as if it doesn't bother me as much as it should, if that makes sense.

MillerCross · 2011-06-01 02:36:19

This is probably because you realized you'll never be with me physically and this hurts you to the point it depresses you.

It's OK. -pats your back- Just relax and accept it. Then move on.

Tnu1138 · 2011-06-01 02:36:55

Hey Bob! I know what we're going to do today!

ninjaclown · 2011-06-01 02:37:20

Silly, that's why he keeps the Juan body pillow around him.

Bob · 2011-06-01 02:38:23

Correction: It's a "modified" Juan pillow.

It's just no fun if it doesn't have tentacles.

MillerCross · 2011-06-01 02:40:07

Correction: It's a "modified" Juan pillow.
It's just no fun if it doesn't have tentacles.

...how is that a modified Juan Pillow?

Bob · 2011-06-01 02:42:25

Because one of the tentacles fell off and I had to cut off the dick to replace it. It does suck having one of the tentacles being so much smaller than the others, though...

Tnu1138 · 2011-06-01 02:43:21

hehe tiny tentacles can I have another cookie?

MillerCross · 2011-06-01 02:44:18

You say that just because you're jelly of my cock.

Bob · 2011-06-01 02:44:21

^^There are no cookies, Tnu.

There were never any cookies.

^Why be jealous of a station wagon when you have a limo?

MillerCross · 2011-06-01 02:45:43

Well, because in this occasion, bigger is better. As well as having way more horsepower~

Bob · 2011-06-01 02:48:03

My point exactly.

Juan, do we really need a repeat of last night? I don't want to see you cry like that again...

Tnu1138 · 2011-06-01 02:49:15

I hav ea limo?

MillerCross · 2011-06-01 02:50:26

I think you're misremembering, love. Only one who was crying was Vorpy...and that was because she was watching Schindler's list or something.

Bob · 2011-06-01 02:51:47

Huh. Then, who was that moaning about how my dick was bigger than theirs?

Tnu1138 · 2011-06-01 02:52:52

I want Bob's dick so badly!

Bob · 2011-06-01 02:53:55

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Tnu1138 · 2011-06-01 02:55:20

Well that was fun. But i guess i'll have to settle for Juan's dick.

MillerCross · 2011-06-01 02:57:04

You can't settle for things you don't have.

@Bob: I don't know, Kino?

Bob · 2011-06-01 02:58:39

Oh, that's right! Heh, that was pretty funny.

Then depressing.

Then funny again.

Tnu1138 · 2011-06-01 02:59:26

and now I feel displaced for some reason.

MillerCross · 2011-06-01 03:01:01

Because Bobby and me are in a sort-of relationship and you're the third wheel?

It's OK, Tnu. You can be our...something. I'll let Bob deal with it.

Tnu1138 · 2011-06-01 03:05:29

Yes come on Bob what am I?

BecNoir · 2011-06-01 03:11:28

I'LL BE IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU TNU

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