People mistaking me for a lesbian

Bob · 2011-05-31 22:00:03

Dammit, just because I'm defensive about it doesn't mean I'm a lesbian! I like guys, okay? Not girls, guys! I mean, what about me and Juan? We're totally together, and I'm not just using him as a flimsy excuse to prove I'm not-

Wait, I'm being accused of being a pedo, not a lesbian?

...

Well I'm definitely not that!

...Er, not that either.

Tnu1138 · 2011-05-31 22:01:14

I never knew you and Juan were a thing.

vacasama · 2011-05-31 22:01:38

^^ Okay, how about have a brand of sexuality that's unique to you.

GLORIOUSLeader · 2011-05-31 22:02:15

Bob-sexual?

Forzare · 2011-05-31 22:02:22

Bob is Bob.

Bee · 2011-05-31 22:02:26

Okay, I feel silly for not figuring out who you are earlier, but this makes me pretty sure you're MV?

TheMightyAnonym · 2011-05-31 22:02:47

It would help if you weren't named "Bob". Also, I was totally certain that you were a guy up until that "skirt" statement.

Tnu1138 · 2011-05-31 22:03:54

I don't see how that proved she was a girl.

Bob · 2011-05-31 22:05:10

Who says I'm not a transexual / drag queen / guy who likes wearing skirts?

Also, seriously, who's MV? Is he that guy that always talked about how much he hated anime and trolls and trojan horses and whatnot?

vacasama · 2011-05-31 22:05:56

^^ Was? Are you implying that Bob is a transsexual. sir?

evilneko · 2011-05-31 22:06:11

Tnu1138 · 2011-05-31 22:08:01

vacasama i'm not ruling it out as a possibility.

TheMightyAnonym · 2011-05-31 22:08:01

"Who says I'm not a transexual / drag queen / guy who likes wearing skirts?"

Lucky guess?

"I still want to know why Anonym has a loli avatar."

'Tis a theme, good sir. Or Miss.

evilneko · 2011-05-31 22:11:55

Bob · 2011-05-31 22:12:45

Who the hell said I was religious?

-punches evilneko in the face-

Fuck you for implying I'm religious!

vacasama · 2011-05-31 22:14:14

What? Your insanity is a fake too? Boo!

Bob · 2011-05-31 22:15:37

Insane? Who the hell said I was insane?

-bites vacasama's nipple off-

Fuck you for implying I was ever insane!

Tnu1138 · 2011-05-31 22:16:08

How dare you insult Bob in such a way?

MillerCross · 2011-05-31 22:16:32

I mean, what about me and Juan? We're totally together

We only did it once...that's not being together.

DonZabu · 2011-05-31 22:16:48

Boy, does this take me back...

Bob · 2011-05-31 22:17:41

^^What, you saying we're not together?

-kicks juan in the balls-

Fuck you for implying we're not together! We are, dammit!

See everyone? A man! I'm with a man, not a woman! Therefore, stuff it, I'm not a lesbian!

Tnu1138 · 2011-05-31 22:18:46

Juan is a Beard.

TsumugiKotobuki · 2011-05-31 22:19:07

Boy, does this take me back...

evilneko · 2011-05-31 22:19:24

vacasama · 2011-05-31 22:19:44

So you're a gaybian?

Bob · 2011-05-31 22:20:34

^^^^No he's not! He's a perfectly legitimate heterosexual lover of mine, shut the fuck up!

-throws a chair at tnu-

^^^Who the hell are you? I don't like the look of those eyebrows! You get the fuck out of here!

-throws a brick at Mugi-

^^And you! I just don't like you!

-throws a knife at evilneko-

^-throws a book at vacasama-

Hiiragi_Kagami · 2011-05-31 22:21:29

Nothing ever changes, does it?

-sigh-

Nova · 2011-05-31 22:21:29

Juan is a lesbian though.

Tnu1138 · 2011-05-31 22:21:51

at least I got the chair your so generous and kind Bob-sama!

Bob · 2011-05-31 22:22:18

^^Yeah, but he- wait, what?

I...

No he's not! It's not true! I refuse to believe it! Shut up! SHUT UP! ;_;

TsumugiKotobuki · 2011-05-31 22:22:22

>Who the hell are you? I don't like the look of those eyebrows! You get the fuck out of here!

Oh, Midi-chan. Some things never change, it seems. ^_^

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