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  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    edited 2011-05-31 13:48:51
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    This thread is the fcuk
  • NyarlyNyarly
    edited 2011-05-31 13:49:31
    Likes cheesecake unironically.
    Right next to you? Oh dear...

    Chagen, I'm sure that in a few minutes you will lose your virginity.
  • ChagenChagen
    edited 2011-05-31 13:50:11
    [tɕagɛn]
    That would be a bad thing to do in public.

    And god dammit, stop it >_>


    It doesn't help that he's actually pretty hot >_<
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Kiss him you little bitch. Take the god-damn initiative before it's too late and you make a thread later about how you regret not sucking his dick.
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    Is trying to get a minor to engage in sex illegal in America?
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Chagen does not count as a Minor on here since there is no proof that he is underage.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

  • NyarlyNyarly
    Likes cheesecake unironically.
    It doesn't help that he's actually pretty hot

    ...So you want to fuck him.

    Well, I'm sure that he's happy.
  • All NinesAll Nines
    edited 2011-05-31 14:13:44
    Has friends besides tanks now
    Chuggles, quit wasting our time with your excuses. The sooner you acknowledge your secret needs, the lulzier better.

    Think about it. No one ever said you have to have a girlfriend to take the place of your post-exam jerk-off, did they?

    [I felt immensely creepy typing that.]
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.

  • evilnekoevilneko
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    I really wish this site would quit being used as a twitter about unimportant shit that we can't interact with at all. It's almost urging me to make a thread like this out of annoyance.
  • BobBob
    -would join in with the other posters telling Chagen to fuck that boy if they weren't both underage YOU SICK FUCKS-

    But srsly, before this day ends, one of y'all is getting your ass pounded.
  • PonicalicaPonicalica
    (void)
    At least kiss, dammit.
  • evilnekoevilneko
  • GLORIOUSLeaderGLORIOUSLeader
    When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
    As long as you don't film it. 
  • evilnekoevilneko
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    Why is a lesbian telling two guys to have sex?

    mymindisfulloffuck.jpg
  • BobBob
    Goddammit, I keep telling you people, I am not a le-

    ...Oh, you mean that lesbian.

    Hell if I know.
  • evilnekoevilneko
  • Tnu1138Tnu1138
    Vorpy: DO IT!
  • BobBob
    Girl on girl > Guy on guy > Straight shit. Trufax.

    Only thing better than all of the above = Trap on trap.

    QUICK CHAGEN GET MICHAEL IN A DRESS AND PUT ON SOME LINGERIE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
  • Tnu1138Tnu1138
    and post it here!
  • Wicked223Wicked223
    We Played Some Open Chords and Rejoiced, For the Earth Had Circled the Sun Yet Another Year
    This is the greatest thread in the history of both IJBMs
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    edited 2011-05-31 21:15:22
    You can change. You can.
    • This is the greatest thread in the history of both IJBMs

      This.

      Also, 

      Girl on girl > Straight shit  > Guy on guy  Trufax.

      There, fixed that for you.
  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    Girl on girl > everything else

    fix'd
  • BobBob
    edited 2011-05-31 21:15:45
    -whips it out, smacks Juan in the face with it for his insolence and slander-

    LIES!
  • All NinesAll Nines
    edited 2011-05-31 21:16:21
    Has friends besides tanks now
    Girl on girl on girl on girl on girl on girl on girl on girl on girl on girl on girl on girl on girl on girl on girl . . . > everything else

    Fix'd for real this time.
  • evilnekoevilneko
  • BobBob
    ^^Well, can't argue with that...

    ^-whips it out again, smacks evilneko in the face with it-
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