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  • User: Hakuna matata.

    Cleverbot: Hakuna matata?

    User: What a wonderful phrase.

    Cleverbot: It's a problem=free philosophy.

    User: Hakuna matata!

    Cleverbot: Hakuna Matata? Yeah, It's our motto.
    User: It means no worries for the rest of your days!
    Cleverbot: It's our problem free, philosophy!
    User: Hakuna matata...
    Cleverbot: Why when he was a young warthog.
    User: When I was a young warthog!!
    Cleverbot: Very nice.
    User: Thanks.
    Cleverbot: He found his aroma lacked a certain appeal. He could clear the savannah after every meal.
    User: I'm a sensitive soul, though I seem thick skinned.
    Cleverbot: And it hurt that my friends never stood downwind.
    User: And oh the shame!
    Cleverbot: What a wonderful shame!
    User: Thought of changin' my name!
    Cleverbot: What's in the name?
    User: And I got down-hearted.
    Cleverbot: How did ya feel?
    User: Every time that I--.
    Cleverbot: Hey! Pumba! Not in front of the kids!
    User: Oh, sorry.
    Cleverbot: Hakuna Matata!
    User: What a wonderful phrase.
    Cleverbot: It means no worriessss.
    User: For the rest of your days!
    Cleverbot: It's a problem free.
    User: Philosophy!
    Cleverbot: Hakuna Matata.
  • Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    User: Boys and girls of every age.
    Cleverbot: What? You want to have children with me?
    User: Wouldn't you like to see something strange?
    Cleverbot: Like what?
    User: Come with us and you will see.
    Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I'm not willing to comply with that order.
    User: This our town of halloween.
    Cleverbot: Then why did you start talking about the Bible?
    User: This is halloween.
    Cleverbot: Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! Halloween!
    User: Pumpkins scream in the dead of night.
    Cleverbot: This is Halloween! Everybody make a scene!
    User: Trick or treat till the neighbors gonna die of fright.
    Cleverbot: There wasa documentary based on it.
    User: It's our town, everybody scream.
    Cleverbot: He is what?
    User: In this town of halloween.
    Cleverbot: Everyone hails to the pumpkin song.
    User: I am the one hiding under your bed, teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red.
    Cleverbot: I didn't ask you who you were.
    User: You suck, Cleverbot.
    Cleverbot: Your failure to write a predicate will end the world tomorrow.
  • It's not cooperating with me...

    User: Super teen extraordinaire.

    Cleverbot: I have played that it was fun.

    User: It's time for Animaniacs!

    Cleverbot: No!

    User: I used to wonder what friendship could be.

    Cleverbot: But you're male!
  • User: I want to be the very best!

    Cleverbot: Like no one ever was.

    User: To catch them is my real test!

    Cleverbot: To train them is my cause!

    User: I will travel across the land!

    Cleverbot: Searching far and wide!

    User: Teach pokemon to understand!

    Cleverbot: The power that's inside.

    User: Pokemon, gotta catch 'em all!

    Cleverbot: It's you and me.

    User: I know it's my destiny!

    Cleverbot: Pokemon! Ooh, you're my best friend.

    User: In a world we must defend!

    Cleverbot: Pokemon! Gotta catch 'em all!

    User: A heart so true!

    Cleverbot: Our courage will pulls us through.

    User: You teach me and I'll teach you!

    Cleverbot: Pokemon!

    User: Gotta catch 'em all!

    Cleverbot: It's you and me.

    User: Every challenge along the way.

    Cleverbot: I know it's my destiny.

    User: You do know the rest of the song, right?

    Cleverbot: No.
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