Mondays

RebeccaBlack

They're no fun :<

Kesha

...Where the hell did you come from?

Haldo

I think you're both liars.

Kesha

You callin me a liar? Please, I'll bust your face open, bitch! What, you wanna go? Let's do this!

Haldo

Dude, it's the internet... calm down...

Meilin

It doesn't matter how many Youtube views you have, Black. You'll never be as good a singer as me. I for one don't need some dumb machine to tell me how to sing.

Kesha

Calm down? No, you don't tell me to calm down, I'll calm down when I tell me to calm down! You don't-

Wait, what was I talking about just now?

DYRE

-glomps Meilin-

RedEyedAbyss

Haldo

Autotune The News is the best use of autotune I've seen, imo.

GLORIOUSLeader

^^^ No, Johnny, don't glomp her! That's what she wants!!!

^ Other than Bon Iver and related, of course. 

RedEyedAbyss

Rebecca Black could learn a thing or two about melody. Then again, I'm pretty sure she's a bot. Someone run a Turing Test on it.

RebeccaBlack

Why does everyone insult my singing? It isn't that bad, is it? :C

Haldo

Rebecca's ok, since after all, her record label wrote the lyrics, not her...

Shaniqua

Guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurl, you know you can't sing. I heard that dumbass song of yours, I swear to gawd I thought it gave me cancer fo a minute.

IanExMachina

So how many of these sockpuppets are one person engaged in conversation largely with themself?

GLORIOUSLeader

All of them. 

RebeccaBlack

Sockpuppet?

IanExMachina

^^ Who is the puppeteer?

^ When you put a sock on your hand and masturbate til the friction causes you to bleed profusely.

This is called Sockpuppeting.

RedEyedAbyss

It's GLORIOUSLeader. I should know. I'm his sockpuppet.

GLORIOUSLeader

Why do you think I'm named GLORIOUS Leader?

Shaniqua

Oh hell naw! I know dis white bitch did not just imply that I am his sockpuppet! Boi, u bout to get yo ass beat!