This guy keeps heartfully greeting me

Stormtroper

I'm attending the same class as this guy who greets me with a handshake, yet I don't have the faintest idea who he is.

This bugs me.

DonZabu

I've got like three people who do this to me on a daily basis.

You're not alone, brother.

Chagen

So? Some people are outgoing and nice. Try talking with him, maybe he's cool.

GLORIOUSLeader

Or maybe he's a rapist. You never know.

nohaynicklibre

Who says rapists can't be nice people?

AdolfHitler

I do.

Rapists can't be nice people.

Bob

Neither can angry German guys with stupid mustaches and too much power, apparently...

GLORIOUSLeader

Hey! Otto von Bismarck was an okay dude. 

AdolfHitler

Neither can angry German guys with stupid mustaches and too much power, apparently...

Well that's true. Good thing I'm Austrian, otherwise your statement would probably apply to me...

Stormtroper

Alright, I'll try remembering if I've known him from somewhere, and keep an eye on him to see if he's a nice person and/or a rapist.

^ Can't be you, your mustache isn't stupid.

Bob

Everyone already knows Austrians are all dicks. I mean, just look at Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Noimporta

Hey! Otto von Bismarck was an okay dude. 

And Rommel was fucking awesome.

InsanityAddict

^^Agree, the only cool Austrian dude is Steve Irwin.

TheMightyAnonym

I love greeting people like this when I don't know them. Loads of fun.

It gets even better when you say "good morning"... when it's evening.