I also have a confession.

GLORIOUSLeader

I am actually Abyss_Worm.

RedEyedAbyss

"Allow me to introduce myself, my name is Mud...."

DonZabu

Yeah, and I'm a man of wealth and taste.

Bob

And I'm actually a heavyset, elderly Austrian man who has a thing for little boys and is a total slut despite acting chaste.

Forzare

And I'm actually a seven-year old girl.

someone protect me from DYRE

DonZabu

DYRE! SHE'S OVER HERE!

NOW WHERE'S MY $90?

Bob

Come here, dear. I'll protect you. >

(I bet DYRE would have a thing for GILFs...)