People with no faces in public

Vorpy

It's fucking sad. I saw a man with no face walking past my car today, and it made me wonder, how does a human survive with no mouth, no eyes, no nose? Where does he breathe? What joy does he find in life?

After he walked past my car and faded off into a big group of people I just thought about it for awhile.

And then it occurred to me.

...what if that wasn't a human?

BecNoir

...

Tnu1138

I hope to god that it's not.

BecNoir

That guy was me.

DonZabu

Bob

>Eyes

>Mouth

Yeah, that's still a fase, Don. Granted, a very ugly, inkomplete fase, but a fase nonetheless.

DonZabu

It's not like they're functional.

Bob

Hey, a non-funktional fase is still a fase. Glass eyes still kount as eyes.

Hatter

>mfw I have no face

Gelzo

vacasama

A few years ago my eyesight was fucked so I ended up seeing blank faces for a while.

Bob

Someone put something funny in my drink one night and I saw blank fases, among other things.

vacasama

It was just freaky talking to a blank face wasn't it?

Vorpy

Rohypnol is bad.

I hate it.

Bob

I was tripping too hard to talk.

But, being that klose to a blank fase was freaky enough. And dear god, when it spoke. It's like, where the fuk is that even koming from? Stop it.

PLEASE JUST STOP FUKING TALKING YOU'RE SKARING MEEEEE

vacasama

I hope would that would be worst of it for you.

In my case, I could make out the head and hair but no face.  At that point was pretty out of it.

Forzare

go away slender man

Bob

That was hardly the worst...

-shudders-

vacasama

Hmm, I might have an idea but I think I'll just leave at that.

Oh, I forgot to mention that had a form of color blindness.