Holy....Me in Pony form!

Vivi · 2011-05-27 00:09:29

It's uncanny.

Vorpy · 2011-05-27 00:10:05

Eyes remind me of Miyo takano.

Vivi · 2011-05-27 00:12:07

Huh. You're right.

BUT. THIS IS TOTALLY ME.

Gelzo · 2011-05-27 00:16:27

~~I'd hit it.~~

Vivi · 2011-05-27 00:17:36

Sorry, but my pony form is a lesbian.

vacasama · 2011-05-27 00:18:20

I think he means beating it like a dead horse.

Vivi · 2011-05-27 00:19:38

I reiterate my previous statement.

Tnu1138 · 2011-05-27 00:20:29

Who are you anyway? I've never seen you around here.

Gelzo · 2011-05-27 00:20:33

>implying a pony that drunk needs to give consent before getting plowed

Vivi · 2011-05-27 00:23:35

I am all that is and ever was.

Tnu1138 · 2011-05-27 00:24:41

So you are God? This is getting so confusing WHO IS GOD?

Vivi · 2011-05-27 00:25:38

I am.

Tnu1138 · 2011-05-27 00:26:11

in which case I am your humble servant. I hear and obey.

vacasama · 2011-05-27 00:26:13

I think she saying that Vivi is Vivi.

Gelzo · 2011-05-27 00:27:39

She's not Ukonikivi or whover the fuck, right?

Vivi · 2011-05-27 00:27:42

^Oh n

Good Tnu. The first thing I want you to do is kiss my feet. After that, I want you to make out with this cabbage.

Bob · 2011-05-27 00:28:15

Yeah, Tnu. You didn't know? Me, Vivi, Vorpy, Cygan, Funnyguts, Central Avenue, all gods. I thought it was obvious.

^^Nah, he's way too mortal.

Tnu1138 · 2011-05-27 00:29:11

I hear and obey ~kisses Vivi's feet briefly and then grabs the cabbage and make sweat love to it content to do so untill Vivi tells him to stop~

Gelzo · 2011-05-27 00:29:13

^^^&^^Good, because that guy pisses me off and I would not have sex with him.

Tnu1138 · 2011-05-27 00:29:52

Wait which gods should I worship?

Vivi · 2011-05-27 00:29:55

Yes, we form an amazing pantheon. We all sit in a huge silver circular room, our gigantic golden thrones raising higher and higher by rank, with our many nubile lesbian teenage slaves sitting in our laps.

Gelzo · 2011-05-27 00:30:41

Would it be too masturbatory to worship myself?

Also, can my slaves be bisexual or at least heterosexual?

Bob · 2011-05-27 00:31:25

All of us, Tnu.

All of us.

For we are

THE ULTRA AWESOME LESBIAN PANTHEON!

Tnu1138 · 2011-05-27 00:31:47

No Gelzo masturbate away. So wait your al part of the same order so I don't have to choose?

Bob · 2011-05-27 00:32:00

Yepppers.

Nova · 2011-05-27 00:32:51

Yes, we form an amazing pantheon. We all sit in a huge silver circular room, our gigantic golden thrones raising higher and higher by rank, with our many nubile lesbian teenage slaves sitting in our laps.

>_>

<_<

<3

vacasama · 2011-05-27 00:33:09

So Bob, if you're a goddess what are you a goddess of?

Central Avenue · 2011-05-27 00:33:30

^^ what she said

Bob · 2011-05-27 00:33:47

Love.

Of the physikal kind, of kourse.

<3

I forget who's the god(dess) of emotional love, but that's unimportant anyway.

Tnu1138 · 2011-05-27 00:34:42

Sex scares the shit out of me so I can't worship you Bob.

Vivi · 2011-05-27 00:35:43

I have given birth! I'm the Goddess of Fertility

We are all but Goddesses of Shitposting.

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