That being able to fold yourself into the shape of a pretzel is a useless skill

Bob · 2011-05-26 22:44:03

Sure, maybe like, five people will find it kool for a few sekonds, but that's it. It won't get you any parts in a movie, it won't land you a rekord deal, you kan't write a suksessful novel about it, nothing.

:<

TheMightyAnonym · 2011-05-26 22:45:29

I can wish all day that turning my feet backwards will save a littlest cancer patient someday, but that doesn't ensure that it will ever happen.

DonZabu · 2011-05-26 22:52:20

>It won't get you any parts in a movie

It could land you in some interesting pornos...

Bob · 2011-05-26 22:53:35

NO

NEVER

HOW DARE YOU

I ONLY DO RESPEKTABLE, SRS, NON PORNOGRAPHIC MOVIES

PREFERABLY ONES WHERE I END UP FUKING SOME GUY (OR GIRL) ON KAMERA BEKAUSE THOSE ARE THE ONLY ONES THAT GET AWARDS

I WOULD NEVER FUK SOMEONE ON KAMERA UNLESS I KAN GET AN OSKAR FOR IT, SO UP YOURS

DonZabu · 2011-05-26 22:54:53

Perhaps you could write a book about how to do it? Like a handy illustrated guide.

Bob · 2011-05-26 22:57:05

Who would even read that? Jeez, that makes the porn idea sound good.

DonZabu · 2011-05-26 23:00:15

Wonderful, you can start Saturday. Be at the studio by 8.

See you there! ^_^

Bob · 2011-05-26 23:01:02

...

_{Well, I'd better get started on that book...}

Poptart · 2011-05-26 23:01:32

8? That's a horrible time to start shooting porn.

DonZabu · 2011-05-26 23:02:23

It's one of those creepy basement shoots. Lighting isn't a factor.

Poptart · 2011-05-26 23:03:20

Oh. Then it's a perfect time to start shooting porn.

Bob · 2011-05-26 23:04:30

Well, go on and do it, Poptart! Hasn't it always been your dream to be a famous porn aktor / aktress / prop / whatever?

Poptart · 2011-05-26 23:05:47

IT'S TRUE. IT HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY DREAM. I'M SO GOOD AT IT.

I'LL SEE YOU AT 8 DON.

DonZabu · 2011-05-26 23:06:14

Well we could use a new table...

Cee-Lo Eggshell broke our last one during the shooting of Poontang Piledrivers 5.

Poptart · 2011-05-26 23:10:04

What's the movie I'm making called?

DonZabu · 2011-05-26 23:20:51

Table-kun: The Untold Story.

Bob · 2011-05-26 23:22:00

!!!

So, you need a new table, eh?

Poptart · 2011-05-26 23:23:50

Okay, but I don't do cumshots, anal, peeing, and uh...humans.

DonZabu · 2011-05-26 23:26:48

Here's a frame of reference for ya:

Poptart · 2011-05-26 23:27:18

PERFECTU

vacasama · 2011-05-26 23:31:58

The use I can see turning yourself into a pretzel is that you it makes you easier to carry like luggage.

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