"C" is an abomination

Bob · 2011-05-26 16:29:26

It's a freeloading wore tat's just trying to get famous by riding on "W"s coattails by showing up wit it everywere like in "Why" or "What" or "Who", etc. I suggest tat tis orrible word be done away wit in te most gruesome way imaginable.

Disregard that, "C" is worse. GET A JOB YOU LAZY WHORE. STOP BLAMING "H" FOR YOU BEING SO LAME.

Forzare · 2011-05-26 16:31:00

wy

GLORIOUSLeader · 2011-05-26 16:32:09

No, C is the most useless letter in the alphabet, not H.

Bob · 2011-05-26 16:33:38

Because it's the lazy offspring of "S" and "K" that nobody needed or wanted?

Chagen · 2011-05-26 16:35:00

As I said, the "h" in the wh-words used to be pronounced, but the pronounciation changed and the spelling didn't (English spelling is stubborn as fuck).

Similar to how "knight" used to be pronounced "Kuh-night".

Vorpy · 2011-05-26 16:35:03

Q is the hipster version of K. So dumb.

Bob · 2011-05-26 16:36:32

Shut up Gary, I like Q.

^^Huh. What about words with silent "G"s?

IanExMachina · 2011-05-26 16:36:51

Z is the worst, it copies everything S does but tries to hard to be cool when doing so.

Bob · 2011-05-26 16:38:07

Come on Ian, you know "sebra" just sounds wrong. We need "Z" to do all of those freaky things "S" won't do. You see, "Z" is like "S"s slutty twin sister, and without "Z", we wouldn't have ZZ Top or Frank Zappa.

Vorpy · 2011-05-26 16:39:01

Xtreme Kool Letterz

Bob · 2011-05-26 16:41:28

Now that's just wrong. It's not like they asked to be abused like that. It's not like Z, X and K just walked up to some 13 year old boy and were all "hey, replase other letters with us, just bekause". No, that boy looked at them and he felt an unnatural sort of lust, and so he said "IT MUST BE DONE" and he took them, Vorpy, he took them all and turned them into a horrible, perverse sort of thing that no human should have the right to have aksess to.

IanExMachina · 2011-05-26 16:42:19

^^^

No loss in my books

Also my country has thrown away the jesebel that is the Z. Analyse prioritise. -ise.

Bob · 2011-05-26 16:43:07

Well, your kountry is wrong, as always.

IanExMachina · 2011-05-26 16:44:46

^ Cheez whiz combines both.

Cheese substitute in a can ruins all your arguments. For ever.

Bob · 2011-05-26 16:45:38

Jheese substitute? In a kan? Sounds disgusting, Ian. What's it even made of?

GLORIOUSLeader · 2011-05-26 16:45:47

Tu be or not tu be, that iz tha queschon:
Wether tiz nóbler in tha mínd tu sufer
Tha slingz and aróz uv outraijos forchún,
Or tu taik ármz agenst a se uv trubelz,
and by opózing, end them. Tu di, tu slép -
No mor, and bi a slép tu say we end
Tha hart-aik and tha thouzand nachural shoks
That flesh iz air tu; tiz a consúmaishon
Devoutly tu be wisht. Tu di, tu slép -
Tu slép, perchans tu drém - i, therz tha rub,
For in that slép uv deth wát drémz may cum,
Wen we hav shufeld of this mortal coil,
Must giv us pauz; therz tha respect
That maiks calamity uv so long líf:
The ópresorz rong, tha proud manz contúmely,
Tha pangz uv despízd luv, tha lawz delay,
The insolens uv ofis, and tha spurnz
That paishent merit uv the unwurthy taiks,
Wen he himself mít hiz quietus maik
With a bair bodkin; hu wood fárdelz ber,
Tu grunt and swet under a wiry líf,
But that tha dred uv sumthing after deth,
The undiscuverd cuntry, frum húz born
No traveler returnz, puzelz tha wil,
And maiks us rather ber thoz ilz we hav,
Than fli tu utherz that we no not uv?
Thus conshens duz maik cowardz uv us aul,
And thus tha naitiv hyu uv rezolúshon
Iz siklyd ór with tha pail cast uv thaut,
And enterprízez uv grait pich and móment
With this regárd thair curents turn ari,
And lúz tha naim uv acshon. - Soft yu now,
Tha fair Ophelia. Nimf, in thi orizonz
Be aul mi sinz rememberd.

Chagen · 2011-05-26 16:46:11

I love how all of you acting so English-centric. Other languages could use these letters too, ya know.

Bob: I don't know, but usually silent letters used to be pronounced but people got lazy.

Ian: In English,"Z" represents the Voiced Alveolar Silibant, while "S" represents the Voiceless Alveolar Silibant. Those are two different sounds, and as such, they have different letters.

IanExMachina · 2011-05-26 16:46:33

^^^ Lard/fat and flavourings. MMMMMMMM

^Zhut up.

DonZabu · 2011-05-26 16:47:32

Bob · 2011-05-26 16:48:56

I'm not trying to be English-sentrik, Jhagen. It's just that this IJBM applies spesifikally to English. I realize letters that may or may not be needed in English are quite useful in other languages, and that's perfektly fine with me.

You're going to get fat, Ian. A lot of your words are already one extra "u" larger. Just saying.

^Pretty.

IanExMachina · 2011-05-26 16:53:46

Well at least my house will never be burglarized (Seriously that is one of the dumbest words I've ever heard.)

Bob · 2011-05-26 16:54:27

Indeed.

It will be burglarised, whijh I'm fairly sure is not that mujh more pleasant.

IanExMachina · 2011-05-26 16:56:40

Nope, you'd be burgled, then the sex crimes/blackmail.

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IanExMachina · 2011-05-26 16:57:58

^ it sounds like it would create burglars rather than destroy them.

Bob · 2011-05-26 16:58:11

I kan has burglarizer? :>

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vacasama · 2011-05-26 17:08:17

Is this something that threatens the Hamburglar's job?

Bob · 2011-05-26 17:08:36

Nope. Not his job, just his life.

Bob · 2011-05-26 17:12:57

Might as well burn the klub down tonight
Kill me with the beat til daylight
Let it get hot, I'ma stay inside
Til death do we party, with the musik I die

Pour a little more into your kup
The sweeter the juise the better your luk
Let's get loud as we selebrate life
Til death do we party, with the musik I die

Oh my mind
Yeah, I'm losing it
Take my life
But I'm kool with it
So high on the musik
So alive, I don't know what to do with it

Movin' my body like I'm winning a fight
Like dansing with the devil, I kan do this all night
Wearing all blak like a brand new bride
Til death do we party, with the musik I die

Oh my mind
Yeah, I'm losing it
Take my life
But I'm kool with it
So high on the musik
So alive, I don't know what to do with it

Oh my mind
Yeah, I'm losing it
Take my life
But I'm kool with it
I really don't kare, I'ma go all night
Til death do we party, with the musik I die

Whoa, oh, whoa, oh, whoa, oh, whoa
Whoa, oh, whoa, oh, whoa, oh, whoa
Whoa, oh, whoa, oh, whoa, oh, whoa
Whoa, oh, whoa

Let the musik release our pain
With the musik we're all born again
With the musik we die
With the musik we fight
We surrender ourselves here tonight

Oh my mind
Yeah, I'm losing it
Take my life
But I'm kool with it
So high on the musik
So alive, I don't know what to do with it

Oh my mind
Yeah, I'm losing it
Take my life
But I'm kool with it
I really don't kare, I'ma go all night
Til death do we party, with the musik I die

I die, I die
Til death do we party, with the musik I die
I die, I die
Til death do we party, with the musik I die

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