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Bad Fanfiction

edited 2011-05-26 08:38:23 in General
Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
WHY IS THERE SO MUCH OF IT

;___;
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  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    To depress us.
  • Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    I knew it.

    It's all a conspiracy.
  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    ITS A CONSPIRACY MAN

    What is a Conspiracy Man, anyway?
  • Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    A man who conspires.

    Clearly.
  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    So a Milk Man is a man who milks? And a Mail Man is a man who mails?
  • Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    Well, yeah. What else would they be?
  • Has friends besides tanks now
    Does that mean a wingman is a bird man?
  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    I wonder why the milk man delivers milk to my house then O_o

    Maybe he's just nice.
  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    ^^ Clearly he is a man who wings.
  • Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    ^ Now you're getting it.
  • Has friends besides tanks now
    How do I wing?
  • No Cygan, the wingman is a badfic writer.
  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    Beat level 6.
  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    No, BecNoir. You ARE the badfic writer.
  • Has friends besides tanks now
    What's a handyman, then? Is it a person who uses his/her hands, or just someone with hands?
  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    It is someone who handys.
  • edited 2011-05-26 08:53:07
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    ^
  • Has friends besides tanks now
    B-But . . .!!

    -head asplosion-
  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    What is a handy?

    It is the thing at the end of your army~
  • Has friends besides tanks now
    go away my head asploded
  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    your head asploded your opinion is invalid
  • Has friends besides tanks now
    can someone get chopper in here i hear hes good at doctoring
  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    choppers dead dave
  • Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    stop talking everest your head asploded
  • Has friends besides tanks now
    fine forzare i think i will
  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    what happened to the capital letters :(
  • Here's an answer to the OP. Good writers are able to make their own stories, so they're not going to bother aping another writer. I believe there is an exception for parody, since that's a kind of fiction that requires close imitation of the kind of work another does. 
  • Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    ^^^good

    ^^capitals shmapitals

    ^but there is good fanfiction
  • edited 2011-05-26 09:14:51
    Has friends besides tanks now
    ^^^ they asploded along with mah head

    ^^ or not

    ^ i changed my mind
  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    gelzo stole the capital letters :o
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