So, your teacher assigns you a group for a project.

snowfoxofdeath

And at least one of the members are lazy, a douche, a lazy douche, or a control freak that actually has no idea what they're doing. 

This topic was totally not inspired by real life examples because I feel bitter right now. Nope. Absolutely not.

Central Avenue

I was always the control freak amongst the lazy douches. Which, of course, means I ended up doing 95% of the work myself.

snowfoxofdeath

Control freaks aren't necessarily a bad thing. It's just when they're ruining everything that problems start.

[Deleted User]

Group projects are a plague on academia.

Central Avenue

"Group projects are a plague on academia." — jaimeastorga2000

If we had sig lines here, that would be mine.

Longfellow

I fall under lazy or helpful. I think in weird ways that complement other people.

Stormtroper

lazy

Sorry!

snowbull

I love group work because I am a lazy douche and there is always someone who won't let me drag him down.

[Deleted User]

The only problem with that strategy is that sometimes there's a snitch who tells the teacher.

snowbull

Luckily the teachers are usually lazy douches as well. Vicious cycle.

EDIT: There's usually a correletion between assigning group work and lazy douchitude.

[Deleted User]

Agreed. I don't think any of my good teachers assigned group work. Some of them assigned homework, though... I guess we can't all be perfect like me.

Super Lazuli

ProTip: If you're the lazy one. STOP BEING THE LAZY ONE. It's the most annoying thing on the planet to have to do a group project by yourself.

[Deleted User]

But... how does that benefit you?

Stormtroper

STOP BEING THE LAZY ONE.

But that would take effort...

Icalasari

I get annoyed when I'm the lazy one due to not knowing what to do

Communication Kills >.>