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Annoying porn site terminology
Don't you hate it when on porn sites they describe everything in that ludicrous hypersexual lingo we all know as Pornese?
For instance, instead of describing a porn video as "hot threesome with cheerleaders," they describe it as "CUM-CRAVING SLUTTZ STARVING FOR MAN MEAT GET PLOWED BY EAGER YOUNG STUD - HOTTTT!"
Or instead of "lesbian wrestling," they say "HOT LESBO BITCHES FIGHT-FUCK FOR ATTENTION - ENLARGE YOUR DICK BY 7' IN TWO WEEKS 4 FREE!!!"
The comments are the worst, though. Instead of going, "Who's that blond chick" like any rational human being, they DESCRIBE THE GODDAMN VIDEO in pornese. "HOT MILF LESBO GETS PILE-DRIVED BY MONSTER COCKS" isn't a constructive comment; it becomes a noise people make when they like something, like when those brain-dead pillocks yell "EPIC WIN" when they get a two-dollar tip. It's especially irritating when it doesn't even describe what's going on in the video. For instance, if you're watching a video with two twenty-something lesbians kissing, odds are people are yelling "STRAPON CUM-CRAZY LEZZBOS TRIB IN LOVE."
It's a huge boner killer.
See? Get it? HUGE BONER KILLER. The huge boner is my penis. Which is killed. By stupid people.
For instance, instead of describing a porn video as "hot threesome with cheerleaders," they describe it as "CUM-CRAVING SLUTTZ STARVING FOR MAN MEAT GET PLOWED BY EAGER YOUNG STUD - HOTTTT!"
Or instead of "lesbian wrestling," they say "HOT LESBO BITCHES FIGHT-FUCK FOR ATTENTION - ENLARGE YOUR DICK BY 7' IN TWO WEEKS 4 FREE!!!"
The comments are the worst, though. Instead of going, "Who's that blond chick" like any rational human being, they DESCRIBE THE GODDAMN VIDEO in pornese. "HOT MILF LESBO GETS PILE-DRIVED BY MONSTER COCKS" isn't a constructive comment; it becomes a noise people make when they like something, like when those brain-dead pillocks yell "EPIC WIN" when they get a two-dollar tip. It's especially irritating when it doesn't even describe what's going on in the video. For instance, if you're watching a video with two twenty-something lesbians kissing, odds are people are yelling "STRAPON CUM-CRAZY LEZZBOS TRIB IN LOVE."
It's a huge boner killer.
See? Get it? HUGE BONER KILLER. The huge boner is my penis. Which is killed. By stupid people.
Comments
I CAN'T UNHEAR IT NOW
Well, in German, sex is sometimes jokily called "mattress sport"...
I also hate when the comments are things like "I would love to get fucked in my boy-pussy by that hot black top stud" and shit.
But really, most people watch porn. Most people aren't perverts; sure, they've got kinks, but everyone does.
So why do people act like such jackasses on porn sites?
fuckingbreeding god...My preference lends itself more to the former. Most sites have a combo of faked 'amateur' stuff and pirated or promo material of pay sites(which is always better quality than the first): why the latter is anonimized is beyond me.
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