This thread asking which hollywood celebrity you want to have a bastard with.

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http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=13060321970A23082600&page=1

It limits you to Hollywood celebrities. Also, this post forces you, so it is impossible for those who don't want to to avoid unwanted sex. Alternatively, there is no sex and only a child (somehow) which is also bad if you don't want one with the person anyway, especially when you didn't even try to.

Also, the title specifies a "lovechild" a.k.a. a goddamn bastard, I hate it when the word "lovechild" is used for any case where the child wasn't even made from sexual intercourse between two people who consider themselves to love each other, and also because of this the media, especially if the celebrity was female, will go all "ZOMG WUT Y U DU DAT CONTROL URSELF DAMMIT OR DO YOU WANNA FUCK ALL UR FANZ" unless you were already someone popular enough for the media to vaguely recall your name before the event happens, in which case they'll be a little less extreme. Often celebrities are also too busy and thus have a harder time parenting than say, a middle class person, and they'll have to tell their children that their other parent was some nobody that somehow got pregnant/got the celebrity pregnant.

Vorpy

Dumb thread is dumb.

Trash_Vortex

"Bastard" is an insult though, and it's not the child's fault.

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I'm pretty sure lovechild can be an insult anyway used in the same sense, and it would probably feel worse to the child if he knows his parents didn't actually create him out of love.

Trash_Vortex

"Lovechild" is preferable over "Goddamn bastard" any day.

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I'm still wondering why the hell the thread specifies a child born out of wedlock in the first place though.

GLORIOUSLeader

Is it just me, or have the forums been getting stupider?

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No, it was stupider before.

Unless you mean post-IJBM v1 only.

Trash_Vortex

It's always been stupid, but it got stupider. If you can believe that.

Bob

Lovechild, never meant to be~

Lovechild, born in poverty~

TheMightyAnonym

Is there an existing measure for stupidity?

If not, there should be.

Bob

This isn't anything new. TVTropes, specifically Yack Fest, has always been full of stupid threads. As far as I can tell, this is pretty standard.

GLORIOUSLeader

Also, it would be Scarlett Johansson. Just sayin'. 

Hatter

Normally I'd say Summer Glau, but if we did somehow manage to reproduce the child would be sterile and would possess all of her steely inhumanity combined with my prodigious powers of hate. Such a child would inevitably form a monstrous mechanical messiah that would take over the world.

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