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Dead Baby Jokes

IanExMachinaIanExMachina
edited 2011-05-23 17:33:54 in General
I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
Not because they are tasteless but because they seem unrefined.

The offensive/tastelessness isn't really sharpened or is too obvious for my tastes.

Better than a dead baby joke:
What is red and bloody and hangs off the back of a train?
[A miscarriage.]


Comments

  • GLORIOUSLeaderGLORIOUSLeader
    When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
    Why was there a baby stuck in the tree?

    Impaled. 
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    ^ Yeah it just lacks finesse.
  • GLORIOUSLeaderGLORIOUSLeader
    When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
    Fine, fine.

    What's red in a blender?

    My watermelon smoothie. 
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    ^ That I like, it plays on the expectations.


    Didn't help myself in court yesterday.

    I was arrested for child porn charges and the Judge said, "How does 5-6 years sound?"

    I said, "Sexy."
  • GLORIOUSLeaderGLORIOUSLeader
    When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
    WARNING: SHAMELESSLY PLAGIARIZED

    How are women like squaring numbers?

    If they're under 13, just do them in your head. 
  • BobBob
    Lol Bo Burnham
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    I applied for a job at Childline the other day.

    Apparently, "I like listening to children's rape stories" is not an acceptable reason for employment.
  • GLORIOUSLeaderGLORIOUSLeader
    When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
    Apparently, if you have anger management problems there are certain jobs you just shouldn't take.

    "What? You're not fucking sure? What do you mean you're 'thinking' about it? Do you think I got this job at the suicide hotline if I thought about applying, you worthless piece of trash?"
  • Tnu1138Tnu1138
    What's worse then a trash cane full of dead babies?


    When one is alive at the bottom.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    What's purple and black and red all over?

    Me after getting tied to a basketball court with a jump rope and then raped, beaten half to death and cummed on. HA HA HA HA FUCKING HA ITS FUNNY BECAUSE ITS TRUE
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    ^ i lol'd
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Me too, it's the reason why I laugh all the time. I don't even care about it anymore, it's not like it made me a worse person or anything or completely messed me up in the long run of my life right? hahahaha/
  • GLORIOUSLeaderGLORIOUSLeader
    When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
    Wait wait wait
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    .....Vorpy, you have some of the strongest willpower I've ever seen in a person.
  • PonicalicaPonicalica
    (void)
    I'm fairly certain that that never happened.
  • Wicked223Wicked223
    We Played Some Open Chords and Rejoiced, For the Earth Had Circled the Sun Yet Another Year
    ^ I just can't tell with Vorpy, man, i dunno
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    edited 2011-05-25 10:39:04
    You can change. You can.
    Yeah, I mean, I know she probably exaggerated...but...well, Vorpy, man. 
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    Well people do use jokes/laughter as a way of dealing with abuse.
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