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BobBob
edited 2011-05-23 02:18:44 in Philosophy
Ive heard that if you drink too much water it just stays in your body is that even true? so i wont be able to loose any weight later on cos of water inside me? i dont know wheter it is true and it really scares me!! someone please answer my question! xxx

Comments

  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    Just prick yourself with a needle and the excess water will drain.

    Or if you're hardcore like me, just remove an extremity.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Well eventually the water goes away when you pee. So if you can pee, you'll be good.
  • BobBob
    What if you drink more than you can pee? Does the excess water just stay there, accumulating until you're a big, bloated mass of fat bitch?
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    i told you bro, just cut things off and the excess water will drain.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Nah, that's only if you drink your piss, because then the fat that is being pushed from your body is being redevoured.
  • BobBob
    So, if I just keep pissing normally, I should be good?

    What if I'm lost in the wilderness and I have to drink my own piss to survive? Will I come out of it being fat?
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    AMPUTATION IS THE KEY
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    What the fuck is going on?
  • BobBob
    BUT IF I AMPUTATE SOMETHING HOW WILL I EVER GET JASON TO ASK ME TO GO TO PROM WITH HIM?! LEAVE ME ALONE! ;_;
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    hey, some guys dig chicks that cut off their own boobs
  • BobBob
    But, what if there's no boob to be cut off?
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    Then you're fucked.

    ...

    Not literally.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    ...you could always just attach more boobs, or have two grow back in the place of the stuff if you have hydraboobs.
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    step 1. cut holes in chest

    step 2. insert water balloons

    step 3. seal holes in chest

    step 4. ???

    step 5. PROFIT!!
  • BobBob
    Anything specific I need to cut the holes with?
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    A rusty butcher's knife should do the trick.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    You could use a penis
  • BobBob
    But... a penis? I mean... wha? How would that even...

    What?
  • ForzareForzare
    edited 2011-05-23 02:35:08
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    my penis

    it's like, the wolverine of penises

    SNKT
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    If you warm up penises with your hands enough they can fire a safe liquid that can remove skin safely and create openings without much trouble.
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    No, i meant I literally have a retractable adamantium claw in my dong
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