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Comparing penises in the shower.

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  • FrodoGoofballCoTVFrodoGoofballCoTV

    I was too shy in gym to ever willingly show anyone my penis.  So if this happens, I didn't see it.

    But macho guys are not like that, I think.

  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Homoeroticism leads to fingers going in places they shouldn't.
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    ^ Plug sockets?
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Well, yeah, because straight people pretending they are gay for too long tend to do dumb things.

    Like kill themselves.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    Or have gay sex. We all know that's dumb.
  • VorpyVorpy
    edited 2011-05-23 11:38:26
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Yeah, gay sex is an atrocity, so is polygamy. Any gay polygamist are preverbial atrocities of middle america and should be destroyed, preferably with hammers.

    Ugh.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    Nah, you should destroy them properly. Give them a picture of Chiristina Hendricks, then watch them squirm as they realize they are straight.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Wouldn't they entropy into a pile of fetid gibbers due to how wonderful Chiristina H looks since gay people cannot turn back once they are born with the gay virus?
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    Yup. Proper event collapsing of teh gay.

    Or they realize they are bisexual....

    ...

    Nah.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    hahaha. There's no such thing as a real bisexual. All of them are just teenagers trying to appeal the metro crowd or....something inhumanely worse...
  • HatterHatter
    Glaives are better.
    God forbid someone be equally attracted to both genders. Such people should be killed with hammers.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    No, such people should be saved in a zoo and studied, for they are impossible.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    An open zoo at that. You can punch one of those disgusting monsters in the face for tainting my children's innocence and future if there's a glass window preventing you from doing so.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    ...I thought you were bisexual, Vorpy.

    Does this mean I get to punch you?
  • HatterHatter
    Glaives are better.
    Vorpy... Is... Is this true?

    ... Get the hammers, men.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    ....no...this is all wrong. Ha.

    Don't you know the sheer brutality of a bisexual atrocity like me can bring upon you? You fucking monosexuals stand no chance against someone like me, who can sexually violate ANY GENDER I want. My fingers and tongues go where they please. I will set fire to my mates and get a new one the next night.

    You cannot stop something as magnificently horrid as me.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    who can sexually violate ANY GENDER I want. 

    Sweety, it's not violation when the other half is consenting. 
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Except according to monosexuals, what I do is never with consent. I use demented magicks and curses to hypnotize and sedate my victims before ravaging their body into pieces with my vagina and breasts.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    Except according to monosexuals, what I do is never with consent

    And yet, here I am! Rock you like a hurricane! :P
  • HatterHatter
    Glaives are better.
    Damnit, Vorpy, stop trying to make me fall in love with you. It isn't going to work.
  • BobBob
    Bisexuals? Y'know, I never got why people hated bisexuals so much.

    Especially when those godless asexuals are still running around all willy-nilly. Thinking they can just not be sexually attracted to anyone they want. It makes me sick. And don't even get me started on pansexuals. The whores...
  • GLORIOUSLeaderGLORIOUSLeader
    When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
    I know. Forced conversions will do the trick. 
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    WHORES WHORES WHORES
  • GLORIOUSLeaderGLORIOUSLeader
    When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
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