Being in a hotel and having obnoxious neighbors

All Nines

I'm currently in Ohio because my stepbro is graduating from college tomorrow, and I go back on Monday. Even though it's only for two nights, I still find it bothersome how thin walls are and how stupidly loud the people in other rooms can be just from hanging out.

AHR

That's funny. I'm in Ohio too. My friends and I have been having a blast annoying some dweeb in the room across from ours by screaming and yelling.

Wait...

Vorpy

AHR, you probably are not having sex so most likely it's not you. (lol)

glennmagusharvey

Get a reflector dish.

Attempt to get it on in very awkward ways.  Make sure you moan a lot.  Bonus points if you have a laugh track going at the same time, at random intervals.

?????

Profit.

AHR

Vorpy: See, I was gonna say having sex, but Evvy just said hanging out.

All Nines

@AHR: It's not even screaming and yelling. It's basically just people talking.

@GMH: My parents are here too.
>implying you aren't joking in the first place.

Vorpy

SEE? YOU TALK DURING SEX

THAT MEANS I AM RIGHT I AM BOXXY YOU SEE?


I understand, my bad.

DonZabu

>Bonus points if you have a laugh track going at the same time, at random intervals.

I can't even imagine what listening to that from the other room and not knowing what's going on would be like.

glennmagusharvey

You need to add airhorns as well.

Plus occasional Price Is Right failhorns.

DonZabu

Personally, I'd include "Heinz Baked Beans" from The Who Sell Out looping loudly on a boombox.

Vorpy

Add the Tyrannosaurus roar from Jurassic Park too.