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"punishing the lich"

VorpyVorpy
edited 2011-05-21 00:46:14 in Wonderful posts
☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
God this hero plotting point is stupid. Half of Major Tom's attacks must consist of stuffing this technique into the mouths of his opponents so he can attack rawmen.

Since when did paying your dues become "punishment"? Of course the lich should be paying more in taxes. They're lich. They're not spending their ENTIRE income on food, clothing, shelter and insurance, because they are dead. They derive their wealth from the backs of others, why should they keep near all of it?

Anyone notice that most of the time when someone points out Tom is strawmancing and putting swords into people's mouths he stops boasting all the sudden?

Comments

  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    You need to destroy the phylactery.
  • HatterHatter
    Glaives are better.
    To be fair, they only derive their wealth from the backs of unintelligent undead. Which they made.

    Your argument is flawed, bubi.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    but what about the wight's rights?
  • HatterHatter
    Glaives are better.
    Ugh. I'm sick of hearing about wight privilege. If it was so hard for non-wights to succeed, then why are most lich people Gruish?
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Probably due to most of the grues complaining so much and sucking the wealth out of the necropolis benefit. They are the reason the necropol enrichment is so low.
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    What about the common zombie?

    All they want to do is eat brains, but they never get any respect.
  • HatterHatter
    Glaives are better.
    Alright, now we're just getting into anti-Cemetaryism.
  • DarkDecapodianDarkDecapodian
    Clean your room little Billy

    And while the undead argue amongst themselves over who deserves what, a bunch of villagers sneak up on them and behead them all. The end.


    DO YOU SEE!? DO YOU GET THE MEANING OF THIS METAPHOR?!!!

  • VorpyVorpy
    edited 2011-05-21 03:45:21
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Generally it's the humans that are bad for the economical state of the undead. Since humans refuse to stop killing undead laborers it's making employment plummet, since so few undead are willing to take brain harvesting jobs due to the low pay (0 dollars) and the overlikeliness of death.

    Undeath insurance is kind of expensive when you think about it, which is another thing that pisses me off.
  • Tnu1138Tnu1138
    what happened here>
  • MoeDantesMoeDantes
    no longer cuddly, but still Edmond
    They're making fun of another thread.

    I'm so tempted to make a Secret of Mana reference, but I didn't want to disrupt this particular train...
  • BecNoirBecNoir
    edited 2011-05-22 02:57:33
    Mexican fag
    blankd
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