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buying gag gifts

snowbullsnowbull
edited 2011-05-17 21:59:50 in General
Cue-bey
Sometimes I wonder if its really worth it.

It usually it is.

Comments

  • GLORIOUSLeaderGLORIOUSLeader
    When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
    What, the ones where you bind and gag a person before raping them? Yeah, they tend to suck. 
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Like the fake poop, the electric bra/pen/necklace/cigarette and the fake lotto ticket stuff?
  • snowbullsnowbull
    Cue-bey
    No, like buying a girl 2 litres worth of skin moisturizer, another guy an expensive pen, and another guy a chippendale calendar.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Oh, like Insane Troll Gifts?
  • snowbullsnowbull
    Cue-bey
    They make sense for the people I'm getting them...
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Hmmm how are they gaggy?
  • snowbullsnowbull
    edited 2011-05-17 22:30:56
    Cue-bey
    I don't really know the girl that well, so I thought I would go with a gift that's both useful and vaguely insulting, another guy chews his pens like a motherfucker and has had like 5 of them burst in his mouth, and the third guy is generally okay and has no odd behaviours/things that annoy him, so I had to phone that one in. I'm planning on getting another guy a lucky star dvd, since he hates that show with a burning passion, and despite never having had watched an episode I keep thinking he has, since he's kind of a weeaboo. I also picked up a sega genesis tips book from a flea market for the pen guy.
  • DonZabuDonZabu
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Ah, now it makes more sense. I remember that one of my wemo friends back in highschool had a birthday, and I have him a "Self Harm pamphlet" from the Nurse's office that I found and he flipped out on me and started crying.

    And one of my friends from back in the day really hated her ex boyfriend, so I had sex with her boyfriend right in front of her invited her ex to her birthday and watched drama unfold.
  • GelzoGelzo
    Pony Sleuth
    Vorpy seems like the kind of person who, in real life, I'd love to know about, but would not want to associate with.
  • VorpyVorpy
    edited 2011-05-18 00:59:11
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    It's not like I do this shit 24/7. There are 365 days in a year, and I am only a bitch around...37-42 of those days if my math isn't off, and I am not even as worse as I seem.


  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    Even in real life, Vorpys gonna vorp.
  • GelzoGelzo
    Pony Sleuth
    Maybe I wasn't being entirely fair. Come to think about it, I probably have friends who are more unstable. One's been AWOL from the army, and the other I think raped his girlfriend once.
  • TheMightyAnonymTheMightyAnonym
    ~♥YES♥~! I *AM* a ~♥cupcake♥~! ^_^
    "Ah, now it makes more sense. I remember that one of my wemo friends back
    in highschool had a birthday, and I have him a "Self Harm pamphlet"
    from the Nurse's office that I found and he flipped out on me and
    started crying."

    The pamphlet instructing you not to run over children with a lawnmower would have been better (I know I still have that around here somewhere...).
  • GelzoGelzo
    Pony Sleuth
    People need a pamphlet for that?

    Could... could you scan it?
  • InsanityAddictInsanityAddict
    Diet NEET
    I can appreciate that brand of humour, but I would advice using it against strangers: you'd be suprised with what you can get away with if people think you're just trying to cheer them up.
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