You all should be ashamed of yourselves.

YourMom

Bad language, talking dirty, and even complaining about your parents! I'm going to call all of your fathers. I slept with them, they'll listen.

ninjaclown

Joke's on you, my mom doesn't give a shit. (Also, see what I did there?)

GLORIOUSLeader

You know who's ashamed of themselves?

My mom!

Gelzo

My mom slept with my father?

YourMom

"Joke's on you, my mom doesn't give a shit. (Also, see what I did there?)"

Don't make me bring out the soap!

Komodin

... This thread is pretty meh.

Vorpy

Don't make me bring out the soap!

You know who else brought out the soap? Hitler and the Nazis. On the jewish prisoners. Soap made out of mustard gas.

YourMom

I slept with Hitler once; you might be his child...

TheMightyAnonym

Someone needs to dig out that XKCD strip.

Crimson

Hah! My mom is WAY better at giving me a guilt trip than you.

Forzare

...My mom slept with my father?

Nyarly

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?

Vorpy

That sockpuppet's life span was like....4 hours.

Your Mom was only alive for 4 hours.

Nyarly

LIAR! My mom lived longer. Not as long as I would have liked her to live, though...