"Don't Marry Asian"

Anonus · 2011-01-23 23:30:11

How the fuck did this get so many snowclones?

On the other hand by the time it got deleted it was about the taste of semen.

EDIT: Not to say this is.

glennmagusharvey · 2011-01-23 23:34:20

How the fuck did you taste the thread?

Anonus · 2011-01-23 23:36:04

It was about the taste of semen, it didn't taste like semen!

Gelzo · 2011-01-23 23:44:33

I like my asians like I like the topic of my threads.

Tasting semen.

glennmagusharvey · 2011-01-23 23:54:08

Fuck you.

Anonus · 2011-01-23 23:57:52

Well this got weird fast.

Central Avenue · 2011-01-24 00:16:53

Hint: ["About" can be interpreted more than one way.]

Anonus · 2011-01-24 00:21:53

[I didn't mean for it to be about semen. It was supposed to be about snowclones.]

Central Avenue · 2011-01-24 00:29:25

No, no, I meant that ["it was about the taste of semen" can be read as meaning something else.]

Unless you already figured that out and you're just screwing with me.

Gelzo · 2011-01-24 00:36:56

Miscommunication all up in this bitch.

Anonus · 2011-01-24 02:25:58

I know

snowbull · 2011-01-24 11:02:17

Dammit, I always end up ignoring the really fun threads. I never got in on this.

[Deleted User] · 2011-01-24 17:31:08

So it wasn't exactly the taste of semen? Just close?

Longfellow · 2011-01-29 02:36:01

My dad married Asian and look what happened.

Anonus · 2011-01-29 02:50:19

What happened?

Central Avenue · 2011-01-29 02:51:21

Longfellow happened, of course.

[Deleted User] · 2011-01-29 03:48:45

I'm convinced now. I'll never marry Asian.

glennmagusharvey · 2011-01-29 10:25:44

What if your mom married Asian?

Nyarly · 2011-01-29 12:11:51

And of course, I read it as "Don't Marry Aslan", which, if I remember correctly, was the first snowclone. It's still a pretty advice, though, I don't think it's a good idea to marry lion Jesus (Hm... "Jesus is a lion, get in the car"?).

I don't know if that thread tasted like semen, though.

inkblot · 2011-01-29 13:07:57

^ My argument was that Aslan was both a sentient being and an avatar of Jesus, so marrying him would not count as bestiality.

snowbull · 2011-01-29 13:15:23

Why did this spawn so many snowclones?

glennmagusharvey · 2011-01-29 13:20:49

Jesus is a lion; the car is moot.

^ Because it spawned one, and then the idea of snowcloning took off.

snowbull · 2011-01-29 13:23:22

The only big snowclone craze I ever got in on was the language threads.

Anonus · 2011-01-29 14:03:58

I even made a snowclone, and was reluctant to: "Don't Marry Google" (also a riff on their paranoia-inducing tendencies).

They all got deleted, because by a certain point the mods couldn't tell what was real and what was shitposting.

glennmagusharvey · 2011-01-29 14:11:50

We could totally have a snowclone craze here.

Anonus · 2011-01-29 14:40:46

But then you'll delete them all!

glennmagusharvey · 2011-01-29 15:25:32

Only if there are too many. I'm much more lax on snowclones, since we're basically a shitposting forum anyway.

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