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mad libs thread

edited 2011-05-13 16:07:29 in General
Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
Not a complaining thread, but just one for fun.

Please provide the following:
* noun A
* plural noun B
* collective noun C
* plural noun D
* plural noun E
* plural noun F
* verb G
* plural possessive noun H
* plural noun I
* plural noun J
* noun K
* adjective L
* adjective M
* adjective O
* adjective P
* verb phrase Q
* verb phrase R

FYI, "verb phrase" means verb and the stuff after it.  Such as "picked up the goods" or "will not do this, ever" or "ate salmon while playing basketball".

Comments

  • edited 2011-05-13 16:16:05
    000
    Dragon dildo
    Dragon dildoes
    a box of dragon dildoes
    Dragon dildoes
    Dragon dildoes
    Dragon dildoes
    inserted
    Maddy's dragon dildoes
    dragon dildoes
    dragon dildoes
    dragon dildo
    big
    round
    smooth
    dildo-y
    opened the box of dragon dildoes
    cleaned the dragon dildo
  • I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    * raptor
    * melons
    * shower of cunts
    * politicians
    * fireflies
    * tunes
    * fingerbanged
    * Lara's lost innocence 
    * waterbeds
    * fucksticks
    * biscuit
    * flaky
    * crusty
    * moist
    * accommodating
    * worshipped the temple of wombn
    * stole a child from a hotel
  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    What is this about?  This Dragon dildo is a catalog of the Dragon dildoes for inserting a box of dragon dildoes.

    Dragon dildoes are dragon dildoes and dragon dildoes that an inserter can reasonably rely on as being present in the Maddy's dragon dildoes and dragon dildoes. On the whole, dragon dildoes are not dragon dildoes.  The word dragon-dildo'd means "big and round." In other words, smooth and dildo-y. We are not looking for smooth and dildo-y entries. We are here to recognize dragon dildoes and open the box of dragon dildoes, not to clean the dragon dildo.

    ...next time, I'm asking for distinct entries.
  • I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    Hey mine were different :(
  • edited 2011-05-13 16:32:29
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    What is this about? This raptor is a catalog of the melons for fingerbanging a shower of cunts.

    Politicians are fireflies and tunes that a fingerbanger can reasonably rely on as being present in the Lara's lost innocence's waterbeds and fucksticks. On the whole, politicians are not biscuits. The word biscuit'd means "flaky and crusty." In other words, moist and accommodating. We are not looking for moist and accommodating entries. We are here to recognize politicians and worship the temple of wombn, not to steal a child from a hotel.

    ^ You ninja'd me.
  • I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    'Fingerbanging a shower of cunts', that is a spectacular phrase.
  • Likes cheesecake unironically.
    * rubber
    * porn books
    * pack of tax consultants
    * shotguns
    * balls
    * potatoes
    * suck
    * her snot collection
    * dwarves
    * guinea pigs
    * pushing door
    * sweaty
    * hot
    * scared
    * sharp
    * FUCK the SHIT out of her
    * polish the pebble collection
  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    Well, now that you know the template, feel free to make your own without my having to supply it:

    What is this about?  This (noun A) is a catalog of the (plural noun B) for (verb G"-ing") (collective noun C).

    (plural noun D) are (plural noun E) and (plural noun F) that a (noun G"-er") can reasonably rely on as being present in the (plural possessive noun H) (plural noun I) and (plural noun J). On the whole, (plural noun D) are not (plural noun K). The word (singular noun K"-'d") means "(adjective L) and (adjective M)". In other words, (adjective O) and (adjective P). We are not looking for (adjective O) and (adjective P) entries. We are here to recognize (plural noun D) and (verb phrase Q), not to (verb phrase R).

    Enjoy.  Feel free to make your own for this thread.
  • edited 2011-05-13 16:58:05
    Likes cheesecake unironically.
    What is this about?  This rubber is a catalog of porn books for sucking packs of tax consultants.

    Shotguns are balls and potatoes that a sucker can reasonably rely on as being present in her snot collection dwarves and guinea pigs. On the whole, shotguns are not pushing door. The word pushing door'd means "sweaty and hot". In other words, scared and sharp. We are not looking for scared and sharp entries. We are here to recognize shotguns and FUCK the SHIT out of her, not to polish the pebble collection.
  • edited 2011-05-13 20:14:50
    no longer cuddly, but still Edmond
    lolcow
    lolcows
    condomeniums
    vagrants
    homo sapiens
    draft dodgers
    whittle
    Hasbro's
    lawyers
    strippers
    undergarment
    elevated
    immaterial
    excusatory
    hippocratic
    went to the store
    came from the tree

    EDIT: Okay, hadn't seen the rest of the thread before posting mine. Glenn, I'd rather you do the comboing because I keep getting confused.
  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    What is this about?  This lolcow is a catalog of lolcows for whittling condominiums.

    Vagrants are homo sapiens and draft dodgers that whittler can reasonably rely on as being present in Hasbro's lawyers and strippers. On the whole, vagrants are not undergarmnents. The word undergarmented means "elevated and immaterial". In other words, excusatory and hippocratic. We are not looking for excusatory and hippocratic entries. We are here to recognize vagrants and go to the store, not to come from the tree.
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