How hard it is to not look like a slut with a giant chocolate coated banana in your mouth

Bob · 2011-05-12 18:52:20

Even worse when it's covered in nuts that keep falling off and sticking to you. :<

┻━┻ ︵ヽ(`Д´）╯︵ ┻━┻ · 2011-05-12 18:55:22

You could just bite it off in a violent way.

Unless you're the sort of person who likes to hang out with vore fetishists or something.

GLORIOUSLeader · 2011-05-12 19:03:41

At least the chocolate's not dripping all over you.

IanExMachina · 2011-05-12 19:04:43

Well it depends on how many sticky nutted bananas you are putting in your mouth, one is fine monogamous banana relationships are cool.

Bob · 2011-05-12 19:05:56

Why the hell would I have more than one giant chocolate and nut covered banana in my mouth you dumb whore?

IanExMachina · 2011-05-12 19:06:28

Well more bananas = slut.

FACT

Gelzo · 2011-05-12 19:06:42

I didn't think you would be this concerned about how much of a slut eating a banana makes you look.

Bob · 2011-05-12 19:07:37

^What, you implying I'm a slut or something? You wanna fight? Wanna throw down, Gelzo? I'll throw down.

I'll.

Throw.

Down.

Gelzo · 2011-05-12 19:09:03

The answer to all those questions is no.

Komodin · 2011-05-12 19:09:27

The best course of action would be to, perhaps, not eat chocolate covered bananas. Just sayin'.

Bob · 2011-05-12 19:10:35

^Except fuck you, they're delicious.

Crazy banana hating fools.

DonZabu · 2011-05-12 20:27:29

This is Bob:

GLORIOUSLeader · 2011-05-12 20:28:05

^^ Get them while they're fresh; the banana virus will kill all of them in fifty years.

Schitzo · 2011-05-12 20:39:34

@ Bob: Yeah, the next time you eat a banana and there are guys watching, maul said banana.

Komodin · 2011-05-12 20:42:32

This is Bob:

How vaguely disgusting.

snowbull · 2011-05-12 20:43:07

That banana isn't even peeled.

GLORIOUSLeader · 2011-05-12 20:43:27

Argh, I want to be skeeved out, but all I can be is turned on by that. Fuck.

glennmagusharvey · 2011-05-12 20:45:49

This thread is the bananuck.

Schitzo · 2011-05-12 20:45:59

Yeah.

That better not be a kid.

glennmagusharvey · 2011-05-12 20:47:26

Okay, that banana isn't even peeled. The heck with that.

GLORIOUSLeader · 2011-05-12 20:56:11

^^ Also that.

CommandoDude · 2011-05-12 21:00:15

Play it up and deep throat the thing.

Vorpy · 2011-05-12 21:01:33

Why did I have to put that in a link, but Don Zabu got to post the actual thing?

Poserbitch Don, you a busta

Also yes, according to Newgrounds she's 16.

DonZabu · 2011-05-12 21:06:47

That's Poserbastard Don to you, Vorpy.

Vorpy · 2011-05-12 21:07:30

"That's Poserbastard Don to you, Vorpy."

Old Saturn · 2011-05-12 21:09:45

@OP: I love doing this. We are different people.

CommandoDude · 2011-05-12 21:17:43

Who said sluts were a bad thing?

Gelzo · 2011-05-12 21:21:16

Rottweiler, maybe?

glennmagusharvey · 2011-05-12 21:57:21

I don't like chocolate much.

It's usually better when accompanied by fruit flavor, but that generally means citrus flavor. Chocolate covered bananas and strawberries are meh.

Gelzo · 2011-05-12 22:14:41

God, now I want strawberries. I considered buying some when out getting groceries today, but I didn't.

GuyInWhite · 2011-05-12 22:23:03

Dis somebody say strawberries?

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