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Wire hangers.

AXavierBAXavierB
edited 2011-05-12 12:03:49 in Wonderful posts
What are they doing in this closet when I told you NO WIRE HANGERS EVER?! I work and work 'til I'm half-dead, and what thanks do I get?! A daughter who cares as much about the BEAUTIFUL DRESSES I GIVE HER as she cares about ME!

Eh, just watched Mommie Dearest and I'm bored and half-asleep. :V

Comments

  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    you have a kid?
  • AXavierBAXavierB
    Yep and I just kicked her ass because she didn't scrub the bathroom floor.
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
  • SaigyoujiSaigyouji
    But you never had any to begin with.
    ^ ...The potential implications of that are... disturbing, to say the least.
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    edited 2011-05-12 14:14:37
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    Oh don't worry the gin isn't for drinking, you lamp her round the head with the bottle.
    Instant anaesthetic.
  • TheMightyAnonymTheMightyAnonym
    ~♥YES♥~! I *AM* a ~♥cupcake♥~! ^_^
    Wire is better than plastic, at least. Plastic coat hangers sag in the middle.
  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    One foot in front of the other, every day.
    Wire hangers are always good to have around.

    Never know when you need a quick abortion done.
  • ChagenChagen
    edited 2011-07-03 01:44:08
    [tɕagɛn]
    How the hell do you do an abortion with a wire hanger?

    And has anyone IRL actually done this and not died a horrible death?
  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    One foot in front of the other, every day.
    It was once an extremely common method.

    Today, disadvantaged women still have to do it.

    Which is why it's crossing the line and everything.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    It's not supposed to be metal, but plastic, but since metal can bend to accomodate women with deep-as-fuck vaginas, metal is preferred, and if you like the unfiled edge digging into your walls the entire fucking way. You lube it up a bit and then you slide it in slowly, then you have to get it into your uterus somehow, without damaging your internal organs and not snagging on anything, then you wiggle the wire around back and forth, and within a couple days or so you should push the scrambled fetus from your body.

    No, you don't pull it out with the wire hanger. Because that would disembowel you. You just scramble it a bit, swirl the insides around.
  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    One foot in front of the other, every day.
    Thanks for the elaboration Vorpy.

    I've learned something today.
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    And knowing is half the battle!
  • snowbullsnowbull
    Cue-bey
    I've always known how it would work, but it sounds a bit more...unsettling the way Vorpy describes it.
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    Basically home made whisk and abortion omelette.
  • MyrmidonMyrmidon
    Eeeeurgh.
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