People keep talking about me behind my back

Tnu1138

I'm sick of it i'm sick of people constantly talking about me behind my back about how paranoid I am! I am not!

All Nines

I don't see anything wrong with talking about people behind their backs, personally. Unless it's done by idiots who spur each other on to hate the person in question even more or blatantly misinterpret them.

In the case of a legitimate gripe, I think it has its uses.

Do note that I'm not trying to imply anything about this specific situation.

Iaculus

... Hold on, are you sure that the belief that people are talking behind your back about your paranoia isn't a manifestation of your paranoia?

All Nines

Thing is, people do talk about him behind his back sometimes. It's not entirely paranoia in this case.

Iaculus

Yeah, I was mostly kidding. Though it is possible that he's overstating the extent to which it occurs.

All Nines

That seems most likely. If anything, some people around here are more likely to state their grievances with him to his face.

Tnu1138

faculus: You're one of them! Accusing me of being paranoid i'm sick of it and to the government employees beign paid to read this FUCK Y OU!

Vorpy

Hey tnu

I know 6 people here that talk behind your back.

All Nines

^ Oh u

Tnu1138

including You Vorpy?

Iaculus

Hey, it's not like you can expect some vast cone of absolute silence to emanate from your spine.

Though that would be cool.

In fact, I kind of want one.

InsanityAddict

Not sure if serious. If unserious, bonus points for getting a sense of humour.

Nyarly

If they talk behind your back, shouldn't you be able to hear them?

MousaThe14

^^ I thought this was a joke too. I mean when you're talking about people talking behind your back and saying they're calling you paranoid in the same sentence it's either a funny joke or you're desperately naive.

Deboss

Turn around faster.

Nyarly

faculus: You're one of them! Accusing me of being paranoid i'm sick of
it and to the government employees beign paid to read this FUCK Y OU!

This makes it rather obvious that he's joking. I can't imagine that he means this seriously.

But after all there is only one person who can tell us if he's joking or not.

Tnu1138

Who!? Do you have someone on the inside? What do they know?

Nyarly

I was talking about you.

[But maybe I just want you to think that.]

Tnu1138

What have I told you!? Talk now!

Nyarly

You told me

Nyarly

You told me

Nyarly

You told me

Nyarly

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Tnu1138

Told you what!?

Nyarly

What are you talking about? You never told the dead person named Nyar... I mean, "me" anything.

Now if you excuse me, I have to take away this corp... I mean garbage bag...