Stop your meddling, Dad.

AXavierB

I'm frustrated that he actually went to my new employer (a friend of his) and tried to get her to make me participate in this weekly religious conference her other employees and coworkers take part in, because I'm an atheist. The conference is only like 10 minutes long, but it's the principle of the thing that bugs me. I'll make a note to go to her about this sort of thing so she can tell him to piss off.[/bitching]

inb4"You're not Chagen!"

Bob

So, you are Chagen?

Also, daaaaamn, that blows.

AXavierB

Yes. It was I.

ninjaclown

Didn't know your fathers had sticks up their asses about religion.

Bob

Woah.

I never realized how awesome you were, Chagen.

[not trying to insult Chagen, I think you're alright too]

AXavierB

Yes, yes, praise me.

Stormtroper

I can't know who started threads before I even clicked on them if you people keep doing this.

But yes, talk to him or something.

AXavierB

No point talking to him, this butting of heads has been going on for years.

I just try to ignore him.

snowbull

My father once told me of the time his father had him be kidnapped by baptists, and they explained, among other things, exactly why women who wear pants will go to hell.

Bob

My father told me when I was young, we are all born superstars

He rolled my hair, put my lipstick on, in the glass of his boudoir

There's nothin wrong with loving who you are, he said, cuz he made you perfect babe

So hold your head up boy and you'll go far, listen to me when I say

Bob

I'm beautiful in my way, cuz god makes no mistakes

I'm on the right track baby I was born this way

Don't hide yourself in regret, just love yourself and you're set

I'm on the right track baby I was born this way

Bob

Ooh there ain't no worry, baby I was born this way, baby I was born this way

Ooh there ain't no worry, baby I was born this way

I'm on the right track baby I was born this way

Bob

Don't be a drag just be a queen

Don't be a drag just be a queen

Don't be a drag just be a queen

Don't be

AXavierB

Daddy, why did you eat my fries?
I bought them, and they were mine
But you ate them, yeah, you ate my fries
And I cried, but you didn't see me cry

Daddy, do you even love me?
Well I wish you'd show it, 'cause I wouldn't know it
What kinda dad eats his daughter's fries and doesn't look her in the eye?
Daddy, there were tears there
If you saw them, would you even care?

inkblot

Am. I the only one who knew this wasn't Chagen?

Granted, I thought it was really GMH.

glennmagusharvey

> Don't be

Good, or Don't Be?

Tnu1138

I so expected this to be Chagen.

AXavierB

That was my plan, I figured more people would click on it to make cheap shots at him.