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My thoughts are in rhyme.

IanExMachinaIanExMachina
edited 2011-05-10 17:53:09 in General
I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
I wrote one limerick in Chagen's thread, now I can't stop rhyming in my head.

Comments

  • BobBob
    inb4 rhyming shitposts
  • ForzareForzare
    edited 2011-05-10 17:56:13
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    If it's shiposts you expect, your expectations will not be wrecked.

    that was terrible
  • StormtroperStormtroper
    "inb4 rhyming shitposts"

    I like easy-prediction boasts
  • GLORIOUSLeaderGLORIOUSLeader
    When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
    There once was a poster named Forzare.

    Who, I assume, has lots of pink hair.

    But when it comes to rhyming

    His impeccable timing

    Is equal to dead chipmunks in the air. 
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    edited 2011-05-10 18:06:27
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    The once was a GLORIOUS Leader,
    Who liked to listen to feeder,
    He got a brand new car
    Looks like a Jaguar,
    It's got a CD player player player player player player player player player player player player player player player player player player player player player player player player player player player player player player player player player .




  • GLORIOUSLeaderGLORIOUSLeader
    When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
    There once was a young lad named Ian,
    Who loved things like eatin' and peein'

    But to his large dismay
    Well, he found out one day

    That rhyming fucking sucks. 
  • BobBob
    edited 2011-05-10 18:12:23
    There once was a thread by Ian
    Thought he was but a lowly peon

    But on one fateful day
    In the month of May

    Godzilla came down and murdered everyone by pissing radioactive waste into the water supply, mutating those who survived into superhuman beasts that went insane and started cannibalizing each other until the president came to his senses long enough to nuke fucking everything and everyone and everything was dead, the end.
  • AXavierBAXavierB
  • BobBob
    Thank god I don't know what that thing sounds like.
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    edited 2011-05-10 18:18:48
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    There was a poster called Bob,
    Who was the wrong sex for a knob,
    Making this rhyme,
    A grand waste of time,
    Why do I keep wasting my life away *sob*
  • BobBob
    edited 2011-05-10 18:17:47
    "The was a poster"

    lolfail

    KILL YOURSELF
  • VorpyVorpy
    edited 2011-05-10 18:18:42
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    ^^ The was a

    This one man came with a awesome kit
    This strange kit was a strange one I admit
    I then found out that the man with the kit
    said that the kit, he admit, was a kit filled with shit
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    > My thoughts are in rhyme

    All the darn time?
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    No, although...
  • AnonusAnonus
    I too thought of Zacora.

    Also this sounds kind of cool.

    /combo-breaker
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