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"It's like Blade, if Blade killed annoying black people instead of Vampires..."
So this kid at my work pitched his graphic novel idea to me and I thought it was insanely entertaining, but would never EVER work.
It was about the world, being overrun by gangsters and overzealous black people from the ghetto, where they use illegal guns, rape and extortion to take over the streets of the protagonist's city and they begin to start exterminating white people in order to "Darken The World", according to an ancient Detroit prophecy. They are called "The Niggers" ", and they are a syndicate of black assassins, executioners, druglords and insane bastards who want to rid the entire world of all that is not black. Then came a hero who wanted to protect the white/eurasian family he grew up with and fight off the attacking niggers that wanted to kill his family. He was black, asian and caucasian, and vowed to kill off the army of ghettotrash. He had all of their "strengths", like charisma, resilience and superior athletics and none of their "weaknesses", such as depravity, selfishness and a violent attitude. He picks up his father's katana and decides to fight off the wave of black power that threatens the very world that he wants to keep safe.
It was inspired to said person when I told him about The Ass Goblins of Auschwitz and he said he wanted to write his own Bizarro Fiction story. Although it seems more like a raceflip action story than a Bizarre story.
Also, it feels way too racist for my liking, then again I hate ghettotrash too. I would suggest that he had "good black people" to his story so it doesn't feel like all black people are demonized into evil bastards. There is also something fucking wrong with my story, besides the racism, that I can't put my thumb on.
It was about the world, being overrun by gangsters and overzealous black people from the ghetto, where they use illegal guns, rape and extortion to take over the streets of the protagonist's city and they begin to start exterminating white people in order to "Darken The World", according to an ancient Detroit prophecy. They are called "The Niggers" ", and they are a syndicate of black assassins, executioners, druglords and insane bastards who want to rid the entire world of all that is not black. Then came a hero who wanted to protect the white/eurasian family he grew up with and fight off the attacking niggers that wanted to kill his family. He was black, asian and caucasian, and vowed to kill off the army of ghettotrash. He had all of their "strengths", like charisma, resilience and superior athletics and none of their "weaknesses", such as depravity, selfishness and a violent attitude. He picks up his father's katana and decides to fight off the wave of black power that threatens the very world that he wants to keep safe.
It was inspired to said person when I told him about The Ass Goblins of Auschwitz and he said he wanted to write his own Bizarro Fiction story. Although it seems more like a raceflip action story than a Bizarre story.
Also, it feels way too racist for my liking, then again I hate ghettotrash too. I would suggest that he had "good black people" to his story so it doesn't feel like all black people are demonized into evil bastards. There is also something fucking wrong with my story, besides the racism, that I can't put my thumb on.
Comments
I think he was probably just trying too hard.
And also he has n-word privileges, because he's pretty much darker than black anyway, and one of the coolest people I know at work anyway.
Also, darker than black?
It's just....racist.
insidious Jewish overlords as decent, saintly people?
That sounds boring and very Poeish. This is simply a story about a black guy killing evil black guys to save white people from being erased by evil black tyrants. Also I didn't mention anything about Jews, Propagandra or decent saintly people.
The 'but he made
black people evil, so it's all right!' defence is just... bizarre.
Well...umm...that's the point of a bizarre fiction?
Still, if he was taking the piss - maybe race-flipping blaxploitation
flicks to show just how freaky their politics are - then I have to give
him points.
I could tell him to do that.
Also, Poe's Law isn't about whether a work is racist or not. It's about whether that racism is used for comic effect to lampoon the beliefs of actual racists.
He was probably just operating under a misconception of what Bizarro fiction is.
Also, trying too hard.
Although now I want to write a Bizarro fiction myself.
Predictably, the failures are legion.
druglords and insane bastards who want to rid the entire world of all
that is not black.
Why?
So let me ask this again, Why not?
So let me ask this again, Why not?
what."
Like... No, I won't say it.
...
...Oh crap, I am passive-agressive! And I didn't realize that until now!
..
CHARACTER RESOLUTION -dramatic sting-
We can start the operation tomorrow Nyar.