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Eldritch Abominations

Old SaturnOld Saturn
edited 2011-05-08 20:37:21 in General
I wish there were more in real life ;-;

OR ARE THERE?!

Comments

  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    I'A DAGON

    CTHULHU FHTAGN
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    Well, there's God...
  • Old SaturnOld Saturn
    God doesn't count.

    Also I said Real Life.
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    >>implying that god exists
  • Old SaturnOld Saturn
    I feel like writing my own mythos.
  • GLORIOUSLeaderGLORIOUSLeader
    When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
    wmg: It Just Bugs Me is an Eldritch Abomination.
  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!
    -obligatory post about Bloop-
  • AXavierBAXavierB
    I wait behind the wall.
  • BobBob
    Oh, so now Vorpy, Zabu, Tnu, GLORIOUSLeader and myself don't count? Fuck y'all.

    [wmg]IJBM turns regular people into Eldritch Abominations[wmg]
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    I̸͖͓̎̿̆ͯ̄̋͘ͅ'͉̳̋́̓͆͗̀͜m̢͉̭̝͖̜̉́̌͜
    ̨̗͐̐͂͑̓͞n̯̣̭̫̮͓̰̯̿͋͜͟͝o̱̗̫͙̣ͫ̄ͬ̀̔ͧ̓͢͡͞t̢̬̲͓͚̪̠̞̯̋ͩͣͩ͢
    ̡ͬ͒̽ͧͯͮ͛̐̽҉̘̠̟̳̕a̴̶̭̙̲̙͛̑̅̂̎͂ͤn̪̖̭̟͌
    ̨̛̼̫̺̟̹̱̍̆́E̷̢̬̘̳͓̝̟̘͌ͬ̈̄̅́l̴̷̜͙̮ͬ͂͛̔̆̐̾d̞̹̥̦̺̩̄ͧ́̊ͯr͇̗̘͑ͬ̔̏̊̎̔͟i̠̠̞̳ͣͤt̝͓̙̪̳̦̃̾ͩͩͩ͆ͨ̋͠ͅc̛̹͚͎͚̞̠̩̼ͪ͋ͧ͝ȟ̦̲̝͕̱̱̳͇ͩͧ̆̒ͣ̂́̀͟

    ̙̰͚̖͇̳̑̀ͮ̐͢Ȁ̙̞͈̳̟̼̬͕ͩ͑͊̔̓̏͒́̚͠b̉͂̈́͊̎̓ͧͩ̎͏̷̯͖̰͚̦̣̹̳ơ̩̺͖̱ͮ̔m̰̫̖̗͆̆̎̌̐̔ͪͧi̶̯̮͓̻̩̹͇ͯͧṋ̷̫̦̟̮̮̪̆̈̌͆̾͂̀̏ͅͅa̗̞͙͖͇͔̎͐ͫ͡ţ̼̝̙̝̼̞̯̞̈́̉̈́ͨ̽ͣͥͯͅi̶̝̝̠̞̜ͤ͆̽͒ͫ̈́́ọ̴̻͎̣͓̯ͮ̓̆̈̃̓̅ͅn͉ͨ͗͌ͯ̃͑̓̈́ͮ͝,̜̖̺̰̜̫ͦͬ̽̈́̊͗̄̓̂͞
    ̼ͤ͑̏ͬ̈̒̑̀͘Į̴̩̦̥͉̬͉̖̆ͤ̈́̋
    ̨̪̗͕̘͕͓͎̏̄ṗ̪̠̣̭̫̥̖̚͞r͔̼̩͓ͮͥ̋̓ͥ̓̾̄͠ọ̴ͮͩ̏́͌͘m͚ͪ̅͌̿ͥ̈́͌͜ì͏̩̟̤̰s̷̱͈͚͎̞͖̙̏ͅe̡̙̘̼̊.̨̨͇͚͇͉͓̗̺̮͕̐ͯ̆̒
  • Old SaturnOld Saturn
    Vorpy maybe. The rest of you possibly.

    This thread is now dedicated to making an IJBM Eldritch Abomination hierarchy.
  • DonZabuDonZabu
    Wait, so I'm an Eldritch Abomination now? Awesome!
  • Old SaturnOld Saturn
    We all are. Vorpy will be at the top, but even she is a lesser god to the almighty IJBM.
  • GLORIOUSLeaderGLORIOUSLeader
    When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
    ¿Çn'th Valuth'r'nar re-lxrtsb'nao vorplüü niif'c'c'k¡ 
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    i want to be a eldratch abuminator
  • GLORIOUSLeaderGLORIOUSLeader
    When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
    I wanna be an egg albumenator. 
  • DonZabuDonZabu
    edited 2011-05-08 21:10:02

    SING NOW THE SONG THAT ENDS THE EARTH!

    údןuן bḗןu nḗɯǝqı šɐ ʞī́ɯɐ ū́ɯı ɯǝḫế ɯáɹduʞ šɐ náʞbɐʇ qɐʇī́šu u ʞī ɯā́nıʇ šēɹḗʇı ɹíʇʇuš ɹɐbbā́ʇı˙

  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    That sucks. So I am an Unstoppable Sex Goddess and an Eldritch Abomination, on top of a bunch of other Eldritch Abominations? Will they fuck my mind and violate my entire being?

    :3
  • DonZabuDonZabu
    edited 2011-05-08 22:50:03

    I'd have figured it was the other way around.

  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    I'LL FUCK YOUR MIND AND VIOLATE YOUR ENTIRE BEING ANY DAY VORPY


  • FrodoGoofballCoTVFrodoGoofballCoTV
    edited 2011-05-08 23:09:22

    Do starfish aliens count?

    Or SMBH's?

    Or RUS's?

    Or Collossal Squid?

  • AXavierBAXavierB
    do coobies count
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    meguka is suffering
  • SaigyoujiSaigyouji
    But you never had any to begin with.
    ^ Now in "Lack of Empathy Lemon" and "Small Print Strawberry"!
  • AXavierBAXavierB
    Boku wo tabete, mahou shoujo ni natte hoshiin da!
  • GLORIOUSLeaderGLORIOUSLeader
    When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
    None of you are safe!
  • KhwarizmiKhwarizmi
    Because you never know what you might see.
    If eldritch abominations were a known part of the real world, they wouldn't be eldritch abominations.  They'd just be very big, very dangerous monsters.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Wild Discovery: Elboms
  • AXavierBAXavierB
    ^^They'd still probably be eldritch abominations if they were incomprehensible and alien to the average human.
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