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Men who are very insecure about their sexuality/gay guys.

IanExMachinaIanExMachina
edited 2011-05-08 18:50:28 in General
I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
Hearing the have I mentioned I'm hetero stuff is irritating.

However the most annoying is the assumption gay guys want to do all other men, as if that is how it works. As all straight people want to do every member of the opposite sex etc.
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  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    Wait, so I'm the only guy who wants to have sex with every woman ever?

    ...shiiiiit
  • GLORIOUSLeaderGLORIOUSLeader
    When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
    More to me, I suppose. 
  • GelzoGelzo
    Pony Sleuth
    He said every member of the opposite sex. Some members of the opposite sex aren't women.

    Hell, some aren't human.
  • BobBob
    "Hell, some aren't human."

    That sure puts this whole pony obsession into perspective.
  • DonZabuDonZabu
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    Haha yeah I should of specified members of the other sex that are human.

  • BobBob
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0-Tx1WCXKg&feature=related
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    Also you don't fap to ponies, you clop to them.
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    DAT RUMP
  • BobBob
    ...clop?
  • DonZabuDonZabu

    -tries to figure out the logistics of using a hoof to do that-

    -is suddenly grateful for the fact that he has opposable thumbs-

  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    Clop.
  • GLORIOUSLeaderGLORIOUSLeader
    When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
    Well, considering horse boners are HUEG, it wouldn't be too hard.
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    I'm pretty sure horses masturbate by smacking their boners onto their stomachs.

    But magical talking ponies are different I 'spose.
  • BobBob
    edited 2011-05-08 19:28:22
    ^^But... wouldn't that hurt or something?

    Would you just put the hoof on top and rub it until something happens?

    I mean... how?

    ^...
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    Well, if you're a unicorn, you can use magic.

    If you're a Pegasus, you can use your wings.

    If you're an earth pony... I dunno, get a fleshlight.
  • Old SaturnOld Saturn
    DAT CUTIE MARK
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    After googling (non image) I'm 100% sure my suggested method is the horse wanking method of choice for horses...


  • BobBob
    edited 2011-05-08 19:30:35
    ^^^How would a pony use a fleshlight? I mean, it'd have to pick it up with it's mouth, yes? If it can even get its mouth close to that region, it wouldn't need a fleshlight in the first place.

    ^...
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    Horse fleshlights come with special stands.
  • BobBob
    What's to keep the stands from continually falling over?
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    Or they keep human slaves as fleshlights.

    No cleaning required as they die from perforation of internal areas.

  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    How....how....did we come to this?
  • BobBob
    edited 2011-05-08 19:41:45
    ^^...

    ^Shut up, Chagen. Me and these disgusting pony-fuckers Adults are talking. >:[
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    ^No, I think you were right the first time.
  • DonZabuDonZabu
    I think they did something like that on Jackass once.
  • BobBob
    edited 2011-05-08 19:49:55
    What, pony fucking? Sex slave? Fleshlight on a stand? Masturbating without using their hands? Derailing a thread with ponysex?
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    Disgusting pony fuckers.

    All of us.

    Every single one of us.

    DAT RUMP
  • DonZabuDonZabu
    edited 2011-05-08 19:51:40
    ^^ No, jacking off a horse with an artificial horse vagina and then drinking the result.
  • GLORIOUSLeaderGLORIOUSLeader
    When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
    Oh, thank God. I thought I was the only one who did that. 
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