Tongpu

inkblot

I have a very serious complaint to make about Tongpu. My complaint is that he's just too darn nice of a guy. Think about it: He spends his free time writing these amazing posts on OTC and making it available via the Web to everyone who wants to be enlightened. This magnanimousness sure makes the rest of us look like the most rude Philistines you'll ever see. Consequently, it astonishes me how people can be so mentally deficient as to complain about him. Surely, Tongpu deserves a medal of honor, not the mingy insinuations that people who complain about Tongpu intend to use against him. I suspect that such people are forcing their moral code on the rest of us. That's a reasonable suspicion because only a slaphappy swaggerer could possibly dislike Tongpu; he's really a fantastic person whom anyone in his right mind would be honored to know, and he's also smart, likable, and kind. That's why it's so surprising that someone could be so ignorant as to complain about him. Such people obviously make me think that they confer exclusive benignity to exclusivism. In summary, Tongpu is an upstanding citizen and decent human being, and it's terrible that there are lamebrained, superstitious buggers in this world who would stoop so low as to start shitstorms about him. I implore the moderators of this debate forum to delete with prejudice any criticism of him.

I would have spoiled it if I put it in Wonderful Posts.

Iaculus

... did we just step in on the foreplay to your regular hatesex with Myrmidon?

Myrmidon

brb masturbating

Vorpy

by the way, I am Tongpu.

Elbeem

To give actual sincere praise to Tongpu, he does edit the wiki quite often, and his edits to pages on my watchlist have always appeared to be solid quality.

Myrmidon

^^ Ejaculates.

GLORIOUSLeader

I honestly can't tell the difference between reality and a parody anymore. 

TuefelHundenIV

Vorpy: Is there anyone you are not?

No idea who this  mysterious troper is.  Just say it is Vorpy.

Nyarly

^ Vorpy is certainly not me. That would be incredibly scary.

Topic: Not putting it in Wonderful Posts didn't help since obvious sarcasm is obvious.

TuefelHundenIV

Nyarly: We sure your not Vorpy  (Gets suspicious)  Oh God I could be Vorpy O_o.

I was wondering why this thread was not there.

Komodin

She's not Komodin. She would probably commit suicide if that was the case.

Forzare

I AM VORPY

glennmagusharvey

@ship Spartacus/Vorpy

TuefelHundenIV

Glenn: very nice.

GLORIOUSLeader

Brian/Vorpy is more like it. 

Komodin

Komodin/Vorpy OTP

nohaynicklibre

ZANKOKUNA TENSHI NO YOUNI SHOUNEN YO SINWA NI NARE

glennmagusharvey

I thought it was "shinwa"

nohaynicklibre

Whops silly me.Have this

Ponicalica

«I thought it was "shinwa"»

I've seen «si» used for the «shi» phoneme before.

Myrmidon

0101001101100101011100100110100101101111011101010111001101101100011110010010000001110100011010000110111101110101011001110110100000101100001000000101010001101111011011100110011101110000011101010010000001101001011100110010000001100001001000000110001101110101011011100111010000101110

GLORIOUSLeader

You didn't need to make that binary, Myrm.

DYRE

"si" and "shi" are both valid romanizations for し (or シ, I guess), though "shi" is the one used by the most commonly-used way of romanizing Japanese.  Incidentally, typing "ci" will also produce し, so... I guess that's acceptable too, though I don't think I've ever seen anything romanized that way.