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Things that nerds hate and should shut up about

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  • GLORIOUSLeaderGLORIOUSLeader
    edited 2011-05-07 14:15:35
    When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
    I would say Indigo Prophecy fits that bill better.


    ^^^ NO ITEMS
    SQUIRTLE ONLY
    FINAL DESTINATION 
  • MyrmidonMyrmidon
    Trying something new: the true mark of an insufferable bastard.
  • GLORIOUSLeaderGLORIOUSLeader
    When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
    Dude, fighting the Internet. 

    At least Heavy Rain was better. 
  • Codename_M308Codename_M308
    They call me Rate Miser, whatever I see... turns overrated in my eyes...

    Attention gamers!


    Contra is not that hard! All you have to do is think before you act and you'll beat it in a few hours! It's not impossible without the Konami Code!

  • MyrmidonMyrmidon
    You have plenty of time to quietly sit still and deliberate in Contra.

    Wait, no, I'm thinking of Nethack.
  • LongfellowLongfellow
    La vie en rose
    How hard is Contra? I've never played it but I gather it's easier than Battletoads or Lost Levels? The you-need-the-30-life-code-to-win strikes me as a myth spread by gamers who aren't used to getting a few (or a lot of) game overs before they're skilled enough to beat the game.
  • DonZabuDonZabu
    Just get the Spread Gun and you'll be fine.
  • MagusMagus
    I'LL STAY MAI HAUNDS...WITH YAU BLAHT
    I wish nerds would shut up about DRM. Yes, yes, I get it, it's restrictive, it harms the user, have a pamphlet about etc etc etc blah blah blah.
  • MoeDantesMoeDantes
    no longer cuddly, but still Edmond
    I dunno, I think DRM needs to be complained about. Especially in cases such as the rootkit fiasco.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    DRM stops morons from obtaining free games. People actually have to kind of work for it to get free copies now.
  • snowbullsnowbull
    Cue-bey
    Don't people usually remove DRM from their torrents?

    Since when does torrenting qualify as work?
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Since 60% of America doesn't know what the fuck a torrent is or how to use it.
  • BobBob
    I thought 90% of all Americans used torrents?
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Fan Myopia. Apparently old people, rednecks, professional athletes and people who don't spend all of their time on the computer use torrents.
  • MoeDantesMoeDantes
    no longer cuddly, but still Edmond
    That's one of the things about the internet: no publicity, no way of knowing about it except by word-of-mouth. It makes me wonder how shit like bittorrent even became known in the first place.

    Which reminds me of another thing nerds need to shut up about: "Digital distribution is TEH FUTUREZ!!!"

  • DonZabuDonZabu
    ^ Well, it kind of is.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    not for physical books that I want to put on a shelf, or...let's see, silver-haired Transylvanian twins that I can use in pedophiliac sexual abuse fetish videos.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    You mean "not yet", Vorpy.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Why would I want files of silver-haired Transylvanian twins that I can use in pedophiliac sexual abuse fetish videos when I can't physically abuse them on my computer?
  • BobBob
    So, you want a real life pair of silver-haired Transylvanian twins that you can use in pedophiliac sexual abuse fetish videos?
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Yes.
  • BobBob
    What age, sex, gender and sexual orientation? Fraternal or identical?
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    One a boy, one a girl. They can switch amongst each other.
  • BobBob
    edited 2011-05-11 00:31:32
    Would you accept two boys, with one of them being a trap? Would incest be involved?
  • DonZabuDonZabu
    -headscratch at this discussion-
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    Why would I want files of silver-haired Transylvanian twins that I can use in pedophiliac sexual abuse fetish videos when I can't physically abuse them on my computer?

    Let's face it, dear, there will be a day when you will be able to send real things through the internet. You need to start thinking with portals, dear.
  • BobBob
    Shut your Columbian whore mouth Juan, we're trying to do some business here.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    God damn it, am I the only one who ever watched this show?

    -poop noise-

    And here's amazon.
  • BobBob
    ...So, a trap would be fine?
  • DonZabuDonZabu
    edited 2011-05-11 00:39:33
    So what are the rates for these sorts of transactions nowadays? Do they still charge by the pound?
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