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Chuck Norris

CommandoDudeCommandoDude
edited 2011-05-05 00:18:57 in General
CRIMINAL SCUM!
He's an overrated red neck.

God do I loathe all the internet chuck norris worship.

Comments

  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
  • BobBob
    Yes.

    ALso, inb4 obligatory Chuck Norris "facts".
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Chuck Norris was born in 1968....in Ryan Oklahoma.
  • GelzoGelzo
    edited 2011-05-05 00:23:15
    Pony Sleuth
    FACT: Chuck Norris WAS MOTHERUCKING BORN IN 1940

    FACT: His given name was Carlos. CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT SHIT GODDAMN

    FACT: Chuck Norris is AN AMERICAN ACTOR WHO HAS STARRED IN MOVIES HOLY FUCK
  • MousaThe14MousaThe14
    Writer, Artist, Obscure.
    Yeah, we should be worshiping Mr. T instead.
  • BobBob
    WHY, BECAUSE HE'S BLACK, AC?

    RACIST HOE.
  • DarkDecapodianDarkDecapodian
    Clean your room little Billy
    FACT: Did you know, that if Chuck Norris and Mr. T threw a punch at each other, and their fists connected...it would probably hurt quite a bit.
  • MousaThe14MousaThe14
    Writer, Artist, Obscure.
    Wait... What? I was... Kidding? I meant.....

    Jackie Chan
  • BobBob
    OH YOU DIRTY MOTHER-

    Eh, I'm cool with that.
  • MousaThe14MousaThe14
    edited 2011-05-05 00:32:16
    Writer, Artist, Obscure.
    I prefer Jackie anyway, I just went with the T first because He and Chuck were what me and I friends considered to be top of the top when we were in middle school.

    Jackie's the real badass anyway.
  • ninjaclownninjaclown
    edited 2011-05-05 00:45:49
    ^ Damn right son.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Nah, Mr. Rogers is.
  • DebossDeboss
    And his blood stained sweater.
  • NyarlyNyarly
    Likes cheesecake unironically.
    Nobody, who is afraid of Barack Obama could ever remotely be a badass. And Chuck Norris himself said that he is scared of him in A WorldNutDaily article, a few years ago.

    Chuck Norris is a pussy.
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