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The Ass Goblins of Auschwitz

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  • edited 2011-05-05 13:35:08
    ^^^^^ But you don't know that. For all you know, it could be lampooning the fundamental, tragic absurdity of the situations and thought processes that lead to six million deaths in a trippy, mind-screwy fashion. Please, do some research before formulating your opinions.
  • edited 2011-05-05 13:35:21
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    nevermind replied to an accidental ninja.
  • edited 2011-05-05 13:37:35
    ITT: Iaculus has Vorpy on their ignore list?
  • edited 2011-05-05 13:35:51
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    No, probably a ninja. Chagen is talking to Iaculus, and probably missed an arrow.
  • edited 2011-05-05 13:35:33
    Ah.  A double ninja, even.
  • edited 2011-05-05 13:37:59
    Yeah, that was a ninja.

    @Vorpy, I realise I need to do that. Which is why I don't have an opinion on the book yet - I don't know enough about it to decide what it's trying to do, whether it succeeds at it, and whether or not it is horribly offensive to the victims of the Holocaust.
  • Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    I suddenly want to read this book.
  • When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
    This seems to be a thing.

    Yes, it is definitely a thing. 
  • Meh.  HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH was more compelling.
  • The Sonic Series Wiki Curator of TvTropes
    Thirty H's is on its own level of insanity.
  • Also, Thirty Hs wasn't serious.

    And funny.
  • And you're assuming this is serious and isn't funny without ever having read the book?
  • edited 2011-05-05 15:11:36
    ^^ Assuming, of course, that this is serious.

    Again, you've admitted to have zero knowledge of this book beyond its cover. I would advise that you not form opinions on it until you've learned a bit more.
  • edited 2011-05-06 15:51:13
    Patrol Time
    http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheAssGoblinsOfAuschwitz Tropes page on it  Oh yeah the book is so totally serious.
  • But you never had any to begin with.
    ^ Buh...guh...wuh?
  • Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    Now I REALLY want to read this book.
  • ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    There's a page on this? Copypaste plz
  • Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
  • edited 2011-05-06 19:42:29
    When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
    That is even better. 

    @Vorp: both are barely visible, but here's Ass Goblins and here's Buttplug Jesus.
  • edited 2011-05-07 00:25:41
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Fuck, a giant red announcement for post edits?

    Edit: With no delay?
  • Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    How about Monster Cocks?

    "Jack Stalker used to have a small problem.

    He had no girlfriend
    (though he fantasized about his co-worker Angela Fine), his boss didn't
    appreciate him (even though he worked such long hours that he said,
    Screw it, I'll just sleep at work), he was overworked, and a terrorist
    group was steadily working at bringing down the digital infrastructure
    (his efforts to the contrary, incidentally, did not cause his boss to
    appreciate him more). Jack was falling short in so many ways, it wasn't
    even funny.

    But when he discovered Cocksmiths.com, Jack gained a
    new lease on life. He stood tall in the face of adversity, swelling with
    pride as his newfound confidence soon became obvious to all. He stood
    out amongst his peers, who finally started to see him as the big man on
    campus. He hardened himself to each new challenge, bursting free of his
    previous contraints as people gaped in wonder. Penetrating to the hearts
    and minds of everyone around him, Jack knew that it was time for the
    world to stop screwing him over.

    Yes, sir, Jack is now rid of his small problem.

    Now he has a big problem—a big, hungry, deadly problem.

    In his pants."


  • edited 2011-05-07 00:30:47
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Wow.
  • edited 2011-05-07 01:36:30
    As a petty and vindictive person, I have to take extra steps not to appear petty and vindictive.
    It's kind of a weird suggestion that you don't find bizarre or strange things in 'mainstream' fiction though. I mean, House of Leaves. Hell, one of the most highly regarded literary doorstoppers of the last twenty years is about a movie so funny, it kills you.
  • We Played Some Open Chords and Rejoiced, For the Earth Had Circled the Sun Yet Another Year
    ^Which doorstopper is that?
  • edited 2011-05-07 11:56:55
    When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
    The DaVinci Code? Now there was a movie I couldn't stop laughing at. 

    Also, Monster Cocks has one of the most hilarious literal trope interpretations ever. 
  • As a petty and vindictive person, I have to take extra steps not to appear petty and vindictive.
    ^^ Infinite Jest.
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