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I can never be a drag queen

BobBob
edited 2011-05-04 23:11:56 in Webspace
Why does the thought of being a man that dresses as a women appeal so much to me. :(

Comments

  • GelzoGelzo
    Pony Sleuth
    Why do you want to be a gay man so badly, Jesus, woman.
  • BobBob
    edited 2011-05-04 23:14:29
    BECAUSE THEY ARE SO FUCKING FUN AND AWESOME, SHUT UP

    OH MY GOD JESUS WOULD'VE BEEN SUCH A PRETTY DRAG QUEEN
  • GelzoGelzo
    Pony Sleuth
    I dunno if it works if you have a beard?
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    I have a friend who looks like Jesus.
  • BobBob
    edited 2011-05-04 23:18:19
    ^^Please, he's fierce. He'd find a way to rock a drag beard.

    ^Yes
  • GelzoGelzo
    edited 2011-05-04 23:19:06
    Pony Sleuth
    Given the range of depictions of Jesus, it doesn't seem like it'd be hard to find someone that fits the criteria.
  • BobBob
    Does that mean I could look like Jesus
  • CommandoDudeCommandoDude
    CRIMINAL SCUM!
    If there is one thing I hate. It's OBVIOUS drag queens.

    If you can't pull it off. Don't bother.

    imo
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    Yeah, maybe I should narrow that down.

    He looks like Raptor Jesus.
  • BobBob
    edited 2011-05-04 23:20:57
    ^^But, my favorite drag queen ever is obvious! :<

    ^Pics plz
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    We tried photographing him, but the pics literally melted the camera from sheer awesome.
  • randomtropeloserrandomtropeloser
    Wow, has my gayness really made Middie feel so inadequate that now she wishes she had a dick?  I'm sorry Middie, I'm not really that gay!
  • VorpyVorpy
    edited 2011-05-04 23:52:14
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Remember the wisdom of the past, to help you in the future:

    "Get rich, get tits."

    Which can also be applied to seeking prostitutes, a dairy farmer, and gold diggers.
  • BobBob
    I already have the tits. I just want the dick that I'm going to end up needing to hide and the deep, manly voice. :<
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    This will help you on your journey, Bob.
  • BobBob
    Thank you~
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