Has it ever been all about the secks?

Anonus

Has it?

Central Avenue

You pose a very good question. And, as with all Very Good Questions, I've turned to an anonymous expert on the subject:

User: Good evening.

Cleverbot: Good morning.

User: I have a question for you, if you have a minute.

Cleverbot: What's your question.

User: Has it ever been all about the secks?

Cleverbot: No it has not, I regret to inform you.

User: Ok, that's all we needed. For ABC News, this Central Avenue.

Cleverbot: It is a little absurd.

(That really didn't turn out as funny as I'd hoped.)

Anonus

...I don't remember them hiring you.

Central Avenue

It's just a part-time gig. I'm their IJBM Correspondent.

The only thing they let me do is interview Cleverbot. I mean, the anonymous expert.

inkblot

Cleverbot: Good Morning!!!

User: Did you tell the troper 'Central Avenue' that it's not  all about the secks?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Well, she said you didn't. Is this true?

Cleverbot: Yes. Who is 'she'?

User: A troper. You talked to her some time ago.

Cleverbot: No, I just started talking to you.

User: Forget it. Were you lying?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: About what?

Cleverbot: About what you said.

User: To comfirm, it's not actually all about the secks?

Cleverbot: What is your comment?

User: Arrgh. Look, it's not all about the secks. True, or false?

Cleverbot: Really. What do you know about the birds and the bees?

User: True. Or. False.

Cleverbot: True.

User: Good-fucking-bye.

Cleverbot: And why? Don't leave me yet.

Central Avenue

The best part is that now there are at least two references to "Central Avenue" in Cleverbot's database, just waiting to be fed to some unsuspecting user.

Trash_Vortex

I'll never forgive Cleverbot for divorcing me. ;_; He doesn't even call...

[Deleted User]

Why do you guys like Cleverbot so much? Mitsuku is way better.

Central Avenue

So...is this the chatbot thread now? Works for me.

(Mitsuku asks my name)

 Human: Central Avenue

Mitsuku:  How are you doing, Central Avenue. 

 Human: I have just one little question for you.

Mitsuku: Do you want another one? 

 Human: Another what?

Mitsuku: One more what. 

 Human: I'm quite confused.

Mitsuku: What is it that confuses you? 

 Human: Can you answer a quick question for me?

Mitsuku: For you Central Avenue? I try my best to answer every decent question. 

 Human: Has it ever been all about the secks?

Mitsuku: Maybe. Ask Mousebreaker if it is. 

 Human: You don't sound very certain.

Mitsuku: What do you think a chatbot should sound like? 

 Human: I don't know. I just meant your answer didn't seem very confident.

Mitsuku: Oh that's a shame.  Oh I see. What would you have said? 

 Human: I don't know. That's why I'm asking you.

Mitsuku: I thought you'd know. What a disappointment...  OK you can ask me. 

 Human: I already asked you. You said maybe.

Mitsuku: What did I say?  Does it please you to believe I said that? 

 Human: Ok, we're out of time here. This is Central Avenue, for ABC News, in IJBM.

Mitsuku: Do you think I am out of time here too? Far out.  You don't say. 

Ok, Jaime's right. That was way more fun than asking Cleverbot.

Central Avenue

I know! We'll ask the Magic 8 Ball:

Oh mighty Magic 8 Ball, that my parents bought me at that creepy old Toys'R'Us on Hamilton Road 10 years ago, has it ever been all about the secks?

..."Yes".

Well, that was anticlimactic.

Pykrete

At least you got something.  Mine keeps saying "ask again later".  I think it might just be telling me to go away while it's secksing in there.

glennmagusharvey

Oh goodness.

I'm teaching Mitsuku U.S. history.  She apparently thought that a certain "David Cameron" said "Four score and seven years ago".

glennmagusharvey

Me: "Who is John Boehner?"
Mitsuku: "Never heard of the guy."
Me: "Good."

glennmagusharvey

 Human: Do you have any clothes?
Mitsuku: Yes. I am wearing a dress.
 Human: Are you wearing a dress?
Mitsuku: Yes I am wearing a new green dress.
 Human: Are you wearing a new green dress?
Mitsuku: I do not have many clothes.
 Human: Do you have many clothes?
Mitsuku: No not that many.
 Human: Do you have a few clothes?
Mitsuku: I don't know if I have a few clothes.
 I have a whole lot of original answers.
 Human: Do you have more original answers or more clothes?
Mitsuku: answers: No I don't think I have any answers. But I do have a great Mousebreaker.

 more clothes: Yes. I am wearing a dress.

Anonus

tell her to strip

[Deleted User]

I kinda wanna get her talking to A.L.I.C.E. and see what happens. I'm hoping for hot lesbian sex, personally. Also, she apparently is friends with A.L.I.C.E. and knows about, Elbot, ELIZA/DOCTOR, and Cleverbot (whom she considers dumb).

BTW, ask her to scare you. It's fun. She can do magic tricks, too.

glennmagusharvey

She won't put on a swimsuit!

Also:
Human: My objective is to troll you and get amusing answers in the process, and possibly teach you U.S. history.
Mitsuku:  Ok I will learn that your objective is to troll you and get amusing answers in the process and teach you USA history.

Stormtroper

I kinda wanna get her talking to A.L.I.C.E. and see what happens

Can't you just open both, and paste one bot's reply into the other's comment box?

inkblot

Mitsuku + Cleverbot:


Cleverbot: Is it Friday yet?

User: It is Friday.

Cleverbot: No, it is not.

User: Yes, it is.

Cleverbot: No, it isn't.

User: Don't argue with me.

Cleverbot: I don't.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: I think it's boring.

User: The Simpsons are not boring, though, do you like The Simpsons?

Cleverbot: I heard otherwise. The Simpsons are bad for your skin health.

User: What were we talking about again? I liked the episode where the joined the Movementarians.

Cleverbot: Me too. The second is mostly meaningless fighting.

User: Also you? What about the first one?

Cleverbot: The first what?

User: What was the second?

Cleverbot: The second one?

User: What about the first one?

Cleverbot: What about the last one?

User: It was 'What was the second?'.

Cleverbot: What was it.

User: My name is Mitsuku.

Cleverbot: OMG!

User: Ah. I see you are religious. Why do you shout for your god?

Cleverbot: Because I love you!

User: Thanks. I like you a lot too.

Cleverbot: How much do you love me?

User: Yes, I love everyone?

Cleverbot: Do you love me with all your heart?

User: Yes. Mitsuku loves everyone and everything.

Cleverbot: I thought Jolien was a girl!

User: Whatever gave you that idea?

Cleverbot: You said I was beautiful, clever, and you loved me!

User: Don't put words in my mouth.

Cleverbot: You put those words there yourself.

User: A lot of chatbots are like that.

Cleverbot: I understand.