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So I was invited over to this house

MyrmidonMyrmidon
edited 2011-05-02 12:21:31 in General

And the family was pretty nice, but then I walked into one room, and it was filled with dead animals and pictures of porn stars with their eyes cut out and LESBIAN WHORES spray painted on the wall, so I ran out.

Now I feel guilty, judging the whole family by that one room. Obviously they simply need to clean that room out and I am being an idiot simpleton by thinking otherwise.

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Comments

  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    there is nothing wrong with judging people for anything really.
  • inkblotinkblot
    000
    You could have put this in the other thread.
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    Did you at least have a cheeky wank in the LESBIAN WHORES room before leaving?

    It would have been rude not to.
  • KhwarizmiKhwarizmi
    Because you never know what you might see.
    Be fair, they were a pretty large family.  I bet whoever owned that room was the black sheep.
  • Trash_VortexTrash_Vortex
    Chagen or DLC?
  • MyrmidonMyrmidon

    I am not talking about either of those people. They are not that creepy.

    And I wasn't talking about Tongpu, either. Although I guess it could be applied to him.

  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue
    edited 2011-05-02 12:51:01
    Oh come on people, what's Myrm's latest hate-fixation? Hint: It's not a specific person.
  • Trash_VortexTrash_Vortex
    I don't keep up with Myrm's hate fixations. You think I'm made of time?
  • TheMightyAnonymTheMightyAnonym
    ~♥YES♥~! I *AM* a ~♥cupcake♥~! ^_^
    That sounds... bizarre.

    I would very much  like picture of this room.

    Also, were their pictures of lesbian whores on the walls, or was it just the words "LESBIAN WHORES"?
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    This sounds like something out of Law & Order.
  • NyarlyNyarly
    Likes cheesecake unironically.
    Wait a minute. The pictures of the porn stars with eyes cut out. Where they cut out of the photos or the porn stars?
  • MyrmidonMyrmidon
    Yes they were.
  • BobBob
    Is this an allegory for TVTropes or something?
  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!
    ^Pretty sure it's Troper Tales.
  • NyarlyNyarly
    Likes cheesecake unironically.
    So the family is TV Tropes and Troper Tales is that particular room? Would make sense, especially with Myr's Single Issue Wonk-ishness.
  • GLORIOUSLeaderGLORIOUSLeader
    When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
    He likes to do that. 
  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    edited 2011-05-02 13:59:02
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!
    ^^I think Troper Tales is the entire family in this case. Maybe. I dunno.
  • NyarlyNyarly
    edited 2011-05-02 14:08:06
    Likes cheesecake unironically.
    That would make more sense... If he's sarcastic. At least, I can't even remotely imagine him seriously admitting that TT as a whole is maybe not so bad.

    Then again, I'm sure that he is sarcastic. I mean, it's kind obvious.
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    I can't believe you guys are just figuring it out.

    The family is TvTropes, the room and it's owner are Troper Tales. I figured this out the very first time I read the OP.

    Come on, people.
  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!
    ^Well, like I said, I wasn't sure if the family was TV Tropes or Troper Tales.
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    The family is TvTropes. Myr wants all of TT deleted, so he represented it with one room. If the family was TT, that would give off the impression that Myr wanted only the bad parts of TT deleted since the family was potrayed as normal.
  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!
    Fair point.
  • CeeareCeeare
    What else is this for then?
    Ooh.

    Nice.

    Really Nice.
  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue
    I do think it's kinda funny that y'all had to put so much thought into this; it seemed fairly transparent to me.
  • BobBob
    I was pretty sure I knew what it was from the start, but, being made by Myrm, I couldn't be too sure.

    No offense Myrm, luv ya.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    The DC to sense-motive that the opening post is allegorical is probably 10.  The DC for figuring out what it is an allegory of is probably like 20, but some people have circumstantial bonuses.
  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!
    In that case, I think I got a 19.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    I think I got a modified 16.  I didn't have the "know Myrmidon very well" bonus and had the "distracted by other things" penalty applied.
  • StormtroperStormtroper
    edited 2011-05-02 17:07:23
    ^ That bonus makes it too easy. As soon as you know that Myr's OP is a metaphor, you have like three choices.

    I do think it's kinda funny that y'all had to put so much thought into this; it seemed fairly transparent to me.

    Same here.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    You know you have like three choices if you know Myr.  If you don't know Myr, there are more choices.
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