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Realizing you're a fucking idiot, the hard way

SchitzoSchitzo
edited 2011-04-29 20:03:17 in General
They're somethin' else.
Long story short, I punched out a coworker for not stopping his bizarre homo gradeschool insults (which have been going on for weeks, despite my telling him to shut up and get back to work) Punched him in the jaw and knocked him out.

I quit soon after.

Here I was, planning all this time to tell the authorities about these nonstop insults which, while they didn't offend me, annoyed the fuck out of me. Instead of punching him out in my head, it turned out I punched him for real.

Immediately his friend, who was in on it as well, brought up the manager.

Me: O hai i quit lol byenao

At the time, I was thinking "as ever, the coward wins and the lone wolf loses. Status quo in motion."

Now I'm thinking "fuck, I should have tattled when I had the chance."

Yeah. Say what you will. Time to go look for another job and hope the lil fucker doesn't press charges.

Comments

  • Tnu1138Tnu1138
    Good luck finding a job in this economy.
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    Homo gradeschool insults??

    Also yeah hindsight is always better or something along those lines.
  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    It's not that hard.

    Yeah, you should have tattled then punched him.
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    Or eschewed violence altogether.
  • SchitzoSchitzo
    They're somethin' else.
    Cygan: Thanks. Humor is the best medicine. :)
  • TuefelHundenIVTuefelHundenIV
    Patrol Time
    Schitzo: For what it is worth.  The fist to the face method may have been his Karma coming back on his ass.  Don't worry too much.
  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    It's okay, Schitzo :)
  • ninjaclownninjaclown
    Karma doesn't have fists, so it just borrowed yours, obviously.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    ^^^ Self-enforced Karma was the term I used to justify hurting people. Still, the law didn't care nor did the school faculty, but hey, I felt better about it.


  • SchitzoSchitzo
    They're somethin' else.
    Karma's a pussy's excuse to avoid getting even himself.
  • SchitzoSchitzo
    edited 2011-05-01 01:37:05
    They're somethin' else.
    A majority of the emails, texts and phone calls i've gotten since then have basically amounted to either "FUCK YEAH MENG I'VE BEEN WANTING TO DO THAT FOR MONTHS", "You were the only hard worker here" or "I wanted your children."

    ...

    I suppose it's nice to know that I'm loved, by few and by many.

    congratulations.avi
  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    Niiiice.
  • SchitzoSchitzo
    They're somethin' else.
    Yeah. I guess I'm not the lone wolf I make myself up to be.

    BRB Manly Tears.
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